zenbullets

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• That "What are you doing?" prompt should be changed to "Everyone, everyone, listen to me, listen to me".
  Wed Jul 01 21:13:32 +0000 2009
• Rudy's birthday today, which involved paddling, ice cream, a trip to the pub and staying up late (all his favourite things)
  Wed Jul 01 19:36:58 +0000 2009
• .@DeborahPearson Serge Gainsbourg bio-pic! RT @samuelcotterall: http://www.gainsbourg-lefilm.com
  Wed Jul 01 11:36:11 +0000 2009
• Looking forward to Loop Sunday http://tinyurl.com/dc5pnv Anyone else going?
  Wed Jul 01 10:25:15 +0000 2009
• @euzie @surferosa @deborahpearson I'm up for it. Reckon we can all get tickets for the same one? (Still prefer Bossanova tho)
  Wed Jul 01 10:07:56 +0000 2009
• 13yr old's experiences of a 1979 Sony Walkman - http://tinyurl.com/nh2zvr
  Mon Jun 29 23:01:41 +0000 2009
• @bethgranter @euzie How about we all get one done, and then swap.
  Mon Jun 29 11:09:14 +0000 2009
• Karen O is probably the only person in the world cool enough to get away with wearing a biker jacket with her own name on the back in studs.
  Mon Jun 29 10:00:16 +0000 2009
• Bon Iver, with big bass and drums, was a bit "Newsnight live from Wembley"
  Mon Jun 29 09:32:41 +0000 2009
• Getting bad Live Aid flashbacks watching Status Quo.
  Sun Jun 28 19:19:09 +0000 2009
• Day Two of Rudy's birthday weekend. Steeling myself for a garden full of 4yr olds later today.
  Sun Jun 28 07:20:47 +0000 2009
• Bruce appears to have an autocue. And the guy from the Sopranos on guitar.
  Sat Jun 27 22:34:59 +0000 2009
• 59 years old? How? Chemical peel? Hair weave? What?
  Sat Jun 27 22:20:07 +0000 2009
• Watching Passion Pit at #Glasto. To quote @DeborahPearson - they look like they all met at a Flash conference.
  Sat Jun 27 20:21:51 +0000 2009
• Give it a rest now please. It's not like Lou Reed has died or anything.
  Fri Jun 26 22:49:32 +0000 2009
• @j4mie QUITTER! You'd never catch me welshing on a project half way through. http://tinyurl.com/n6ghh7
  Fri Jun 26 21:49:57 +0000 2009
• Specials superb. Fleet Foxes on now. Neil Young to come. Enjoying my living room festival so far.
  Fri Jun 26 21:45:59 +0000 2009
• @lloydaustins Is it a Midlands thing d'ya think?
  Fri Jun 26 21:43:14 +0000 2009
• Letting Rudy stay up late to watch the Specials at Glasto. He's dancing his little socks off, and so am I (on the inside).
  Fri Jun 26 20:55:00 +0000 2009
• I've actually already got a small #NatzkeFreePrint (from #fotb a few yrs back) but still haven't found anywhere to hang it.
  Fri Jun 26 15:31:13 +0000 2009
• Feeling a touch of client love. They paid my 30 day invoice by return post (again).
  Fri Jun 26 10:58:19 +0000 2009
• Anyone in #brighton want an Apple Cinema Display? http://tinyurl.com/lookuf (would save me a lot of postage if I could find a local buyer)
  Fri Jun 26 10:47:38 +0000 2009
• @euzie Funny, that was my first thought on hearing. There was never a time he was going to play all those shows.
  Fri Jun 26 08:43:24 +0000 2009
• He was the peoples' paedo.
  Fri Jun 26 08:30:59 +0000 2009
• Has he been *proved* dead, or was it some kind of out of hospital settlement?
  Thu Jun 25 23:18:42 +0000 2009
• I will be grabbing my crotch and performing a slow moonwalk up the stairs tonight, in honour.
  Thu Jun 25 23:00:28 +0000 2009
• I haven't read Steven Wells since early 90's NME, but sorry to hear of his death. He was the @charltonbrooker of his day.
  Thu Jun 25 15:44:15 +0000 2009
• Impromptu day off - it's what freelancing is for. Went paddling with my boy.
  Thu Jun 25 15:02:38 +0000 2009
• I wanna see what Slipknot look like without masks. I'm betting they've been Stereophonics all along.
  Thu Jun 25 09:46:20 +0000 2009
• Have just found @DeborahPearson's collection of foldable plastic forks (from Tesco ready meals). I know better than to mention it though.
  Wed Jun 24 13:37:55 +0000 2009
• @euzie Loved Belly doing Jungle Book, and The Books doing Nick Drake. But Polyphonic Spree doing Nirvana is gay as a window.
  Wed Jun 24 12:24:42 +0000 2009
• @euzie Correct. Actually, they're almost all mine, but lets pretend you've got more than one friend for a few moments eh?
  Wed Jun 24 11:03:34 +0000 2009
• @euzie Can you guess my additions? Shame they didn't have Dinosaur Jr's "Just Like Heaven".
  Wed Jun 24 10:53:44 +0000 2009
• @christt Green avatar = pissing in the wind. It is is a comfortable alternative to actually doing something.
  Wed Jun 24 10:13:20 +0000 2009
• Pourquoi soyez juste prétentieux quand vous pouvez être prétentieux en français?
  Tue Jun 23 17:01:12 +0000 2009
• @squarespace Ok, I'm only gonna say it one more time: #squarespace.
  Tue Jun 23 16:47:18 +0000 2009
• RT @christt: I slightly fancy Rebekah Wade but imagine you'd have to fuck her fast as possible then leg it before she killed and ate you.
  Tue Jun 23 15:26:32 +0000 2009
• @doctorow Don't want to dampen one's joy, but the concept for the UK ed was used on an old Richard Dawkins book - http://tinyurl.com/m4swzz
  Tue Jun 23 12:53:25 +0000 2009
• @empika If you can't raise $15m, $2.3m would get you Cameron's house from Ferris Bueller's Day Off instead - http://tinyurl.com/r6xuv6
  Tue Jun 23 12:19:31 +0000 2009
• Conjecture: Glastonbury is much better on the telly than being there.
  Tue Jun 23 11:55:26 +0000 2009
• We should have a ticker tape parade for the brave cyclists who commute #Brighton's Western Rd corridor every day. That'll get some backs up.
  Tue Jun 23 09:30:41 +0000 2009
• @BrightonArgusJo I can imagine what the first 15 responses to that article would have been if you'd opened comments :)
  Tue Jun 23 09:16:17 +0000 2009
• @BrightonArgusJo Sorry Jo, with more chars I'd have said Argus *readers*, not editorial. I was thinking of your letters page in partic.
  Tue Jun 23 09:03:26 +0000 2009
• Motorists hate cyclists. Pedestrians hate cyclists. The Argus hates cyclists. But cyclists don't hate cyclists http://tinyurl.com/mmqzw2
  Tue Jun 23 08:52:33 +0000 2009
• Not impressed with @atpfestival adding a 2nd "10th birthday" event after MBV event sold out so fast. (and bday not until next yr surely)
  Mon Jun 22 11:23:56 +0000 2009
• @yezzer You are a dirty, dirty boy.
  Mon Jun 22 09:48:01 +0000 2009
• You people who watch, enjoy and/or comment upon "Top Gear". Stop. Please.
  Mon Jun 22 09:11:29 +0000 2009
• Expenses. Next stop, House of Lords. RT @DeborahPearson: peers don't even need to itemise their expenses claims http://bit.ly/Mrny5
  Mon Jun 22 08:54:50 +0000 2009
• Wrap up of Wire S4 not nearly as satisfying as previous 3 series. Which means I'm going to have to go straight into S5 ...
  Mon Jun 22 08:42:14 +0000 2009
• Rather wonderful interactive musical piece RT @lloydaustins: http://www.inbflat.net/
  Mon Jun 22 08:34:36 +0000 2009
• One last Stephen Milligan fact. At the time of his death he was engaged to Julie "double dip" Kirkbride (fao @CulturalSnow, who fancies her)
  Sun Jun 21 19:07:30 +0000 2009
• Positive spin of the day. Stephen Milligan increased "awareness of auto-erotic asphyxiation/self-bondage and their risks". (Wikipedia)
  Sun Jun 21 19:03:53 +0000 2009
• Now I know MPs can claim up to £400 per month for food (!), I'm wondering if Stephen Milligan claimed for *that orange*.
  Sun Jun 21 11:19:08 +0000 2009
• Good lady wife braved @DavesComics to bring me back something from town. Now THATS love.
  Fri Jun 19 15:59:04 +0000 2009
• Any other brighton nerds up for a giant robot smackdown tonight?
  Fri Jun 19 13:53:59 +0000 2009
• @agsystems I might be able to swing some of that action tonight. Marina? (somewhere I can park)
  Fri Jun 19 13:10:51 +0000 2009
• .@empika I'll see Alex Salmond's £2,109.13 letter folding machine, and raise you Ed Davey's £7,345 "maxi-mailer"
  Fri Jun 19 10:21:38 +0000 2009
• Ian Cawsey - £69 on a breathalyser, £24 on a saliva screening test kit. http://tinyurl.com/mw2ho9
  Fri Jun 19 10:17:34 +0000 2009
• At least Anne Widdicombe pays for her own drinks - http://tinyurl.com/mx6egg
  Fri Jun 19 10:15:23 +0000 2009
• @samuelcotterall Ah well.. (making mental note to rub it in nearer the time)
  Fri Jun 19 10:01:53 +0000 2009
• Adventures in publishing continue. Looking for a way to write a tech book without condemning one's family to poverty for several months.
  Fri Jun 19 08:17:22 +0000 2009
• @DeborahPearson I think we've been using the shirt I got married in to clean the windows.
  Fri Jun 19 08:13:57 +0000 2009
• Cheryl Gillan - £4.47 on dog food. The MPs expenses story just gets better and better. http://tinyurl.com/m7qw6d
  Thu Jun 18 21:18:57 +0000 2009
• @edsilv Belief in kudos as a business model is prob akin to believing in karma as moral framework. I may be a religious nut in disguise.
  Thu Jun 18 15:13:47 +0000 2009
• @edsilv Selling t-shirts is definitely an example of trading in kudos for cash. All power to him, he's earned it.
  Thu Jun 18 15:12:55 +0000 2009
• @edsilv (with apologies) http://tinyurl.com/mkcgco I believe kudos can work as a commodity. This is nearest I have to a business model.
  Thu Jun 18 14:52:42 +0000 2009
• @edsilv http://tinyurl.com/ctxzwa
  Thu Jun 18 14:31:45 +0000 2009
• .@wolfl RT @greatdismal Can you imagine Bush killing that fly? Other than by accidentally swallowing it?
  Thu Jun 18 14:30:23 +0000 2009
• Tax dodging Jnr Treasury Minister Kitty Ussher still claims she did "nothing wrong". This woman worked for THE TREASURY.
  Thu Jun 18 08:31:20 +0000 2009
• @LeifKendall Two words: Stage. School.
  Thu Jun 18 07:57:31 +0000 2009
• Hero-alert. Len Wein, creator of Swamp Thing, Wolverine, and the (Uncanny) X-Men, is on Twitter. @lenwein. No sign of Steve Ditko yet.
  Wed Jun 17 19:03:02 +0000 2009
• @Emm My boy told me off for "loving him too much" the other week. It's all good practice for the teenage years.
  Wed Jun 17 16:31:58 +0000 2009
• @SimonParkin Where's "felch"?
  Wed Jun 17 15:51:54 +0000 2009
• New Bike! And have taken out cover this time, having learnt that writing off bikes is now one of my recurring themes. #olddognewtricks
  Wed Jun 17 15:19:37 +0000 2009
• Is it law that every Sonic Youth reviewer has to confess to liking one of the slow ones? RT @lloydaustins: http://tr.im/oM6G
  Wed Jun 17 15:16:40 +0000 2009
• Changing my Firefox homepage to a static HTML message reading "Get ON With With Some Fucking Work"
  Wed Jun 17 11:51:25 +0000 2009
• @pSK Bloody tourists. Get well soon mate. (mmm, doughnuts ...)
  Wed Jun 17 11:35:48 +0000 2009
• @pSK It's always good to throw a muse every so often. Is that how you broke your shoulder?
  Wed Jun 17 11:20:47 +0000 2009
• Too much #iranelection noise now. Blindly hitting RT does very little for the causes of democracy yerknow.
  Wed Jun 17 08:23:24 +0000 2009
• .@ComputerArts @matthbooth I look forward to CAs list of top 20 programmers ....
  Tue Jun 16 17:04:52 +0000 2009
• @richtextformat re: anxiousness meeting authors, I'll let @leegarfield tell you about the time we met Will Self. I still cringe.
  Tue Jun 16 12:59:42 +0000 2009
• @DeborahPearson I'm wondering if we need to call a priest.
  Tue Jun 16 12:37:22 +0000 2009
• @antikewl Finnish disco dancing? http://tinyurl.com/mmy36s
  Tue Jun 16 12:29:47 +0000 2009
• RT @CulturalSnow: If they hold the recount, and Susan Boyle wins, will everyone be happy? #iranelection
  Tue Jun 16 10:17:38 +0000 2009
• RT @christt: The best mainstream source for Iran is Huffington Post: http://tinyurl.com/l2jbq3
  Tue Jun 16 08:33:00 +0000 2009
• Power to the people of Iran http://tinyurl.com/lcmp5t Really hoping this doesn't explode (and the US stay out).
  Tue Jun 16 08:21:20 +0000 2009
• Less useless novels, more local legends. Hear Hear RT @richtextformat: i am the torchbearer for a 'golden age' http://icanhaz.com/agoldenage
  Tue Jun 16 08:09:51 +0000 2009
• .@yezzer Now if TweetDeck, or one of the other popular T-clients, were to automate this syntax... (first new follow in ages - @rem)
  Mon Jun 15 16:48:21 +0000 2009
• .@robert_t I like it. But it'd need *everyone* to adopt that syntax to get the old Twitter back.
  Mon Jun 15 16:36:20 +0000 2009
• Twitter hasn't been the same since losing other peoples @ replies. Without eavesdropping how else do you discover new people to follow?
  Mon Jun 15 16:07:55 +0000 2009
• 3yr old dancing his little socks off to a Yuki DVD (thanks @karinyoshida !). JPop so much more palatable than Bob The Bastard Builder.
  Sun Jun 14 10:16:14 +0000 2009
• Saw Battlestar Galactica for the first time. It seems in the future we all use octagonal paper and wear our vests backwards.
  Sun Jun 14 08:55:31 +0000 2009
• @paulrobertlloyd Blogsturbating till 3am? It'll make you go blind yerknow.
  Sun Jun 14 08:53:09 +0000 2009
• Adapters needed to get 2 laptops connected to the screen I've just bought cost more than the screen itself. Bring me the head of Steve Jobs.
  Fri Jun 12 15:06:55 +0000 2009
• @racheldorman Pondering whether I should take my little Rudy to see them (at one of the Mids dates).
  Fri Jun 12 11:09:58 +0000 2009
• @racheldorman Would you like me to come round and slap him? (it would be my pleasure). I'll take his ticket too.
  Fri Jun 12 11:03:39 +0000 2009
• @matski_98 I remember thinking the Warp10 CDs were expensive (back when I still bought CDs). I prob have even less disposable income now.
  Thu Jun 11 16:01:31 +0000 2009
• Drooooooolllll RT @lloydaustins: Warp20 (Box Set) http://tr.im/oa3S
  Thu Jun 11 15:17:26 +0000 2009
• @euzie Joss Stone - Best British Urban Act - Brits 2005 (still makes me chuckle that one)
  Thu Jun 11 12:29:13 +0000 2009
• Listening to Burial and feeling all "urban" (if "urban" were to mean lives in a cul-de-sac and drives a Vauxhall Astra)
  Thu Jun 11 12:21:55 +0000 2009
• @mafsays Many congrats on your new filthy rodent.
  Thu Jun 11 09:57:40 +0000 2009
• http://www.gothsinhotweather.com/
  Thu Jun 11 09:36:33 +0000 2009
• Is anyone going to the Semiconductor talk at the Lighthouse tomorrow? http://tinyurl.com/kkmsmz
  Wed Jun 10 14:15:12 +0000 2009
• @DeborahPearson GnR are The Velvet Underground compared to Starship, Level 42, Wet Wet Wet, Whitney Houston, etc..
  Wed Jun 10 11:57:11 +0000 2009
• After listening to the top20 from June 1987 on R2 at the weekend I think all of us who lived through that period should get compensation.
  Wed Jun 10 10:13:03 +0000 2009
• @mrjimBob Are you referring to the "Britney Giving Birth" statue? http://tinyurl.com/o7ss76
  Wed Jun 10 08:57:26 +0000 2009
• @CulturalSnow Nah, that one is just too weird to be fake. Like Cher and Gene Simmons.
  Tue Jun 09 10:11:11 +0000 2009
• Tom Cruise is gay, right? And The Edge is bald?
  Tue Jun 09 09:44:45 +0000 2009
• Pondering the all-time fakest celebrity romance. Jacko & Lisa Marie? Tom & Katie (/Tom & Nicole)? Cliff & Sue Barker?
  Tue Jun 09 09:33:04 +0000 2009
• RT @rifa: apparently the mum in the vid is Joanna Newsom
  Tue Jun 09 08:32:50 +0000 2009
• @yezzer @empika Are you saying that frightened expression on the kid is digitally composited? Is it actually a 30 yr old dwarf actor?
  Tue Jun 09 08:29:11 +0000 2009
• Questionable new MGMT video RT @Aizlewood: Poor kid, wtf parents? http://bit.ly/133BJM #MGMT #kids
  Tue Jun 09 07:52:10 +0000 2009
• @samuelcotterall Prob because SY have now signed to Matador, home of the digipac. (amazed you're still buying the physical artifacts)
  Mon Jun 08 18:56:50 +0000 2009
• RT @antikewl: The NEW Antikewl Daily is live! http://antikewl.com
  Mon Jun 08 17:40:36 +0000 2009
• Many thanks @richtextformat @paulsilver @Peiz @CulturalSnow @euzie @robert_t (& not @ralff). Will investigate all.
  Mon Jun 08 13:32:34 +0000 2009
• Need to get away. Anyone have any recommendations for nice peaceful spots in the UK we can retreat to? (don't say #brighton please)
  Mon Jun 08 12:24:19 +0000 2009
• @richtextformat But then, suddenly, everyone has these Hitler haircuts, everyone on the telly has them, your dr has one, your mom has one...
  Mon Jun 08 10:32:05 +0000 2009
• @stuartlamour Yes. These results again show minority party wins are just Labour losses (/Tory gains). It's too risky.
  Mon Jun 08 09:26:23 +0000 2009
• Further proof that I am always right and that you should believe everything I say - http://twitter.com/zenbullets/status/1869337448
  Mon Jun 08 09:22:56 +0000 2009
• Voting Green is like getting a cheap haircut, I always regret it the second I see the results.
  Mon Jun 08 09:08:36 +0000 2009
• Bedroom conversation was mostly me & the boy discussing the X-men, rather than me & the wife whispering sweet nothings. @CulturalSnow
  Sun Jun 07 10:47:41 +0000 2009
• Cringe. Have been broadcasting our bedroom conversations to the back garden via the baby monitor all morning.
  Sun Jun 07 10:29:04 +0000 2009
• @euzie @lloydaustins If you do a #followfriday starting with @whoever, isn't it only seen by people who are already following that person?
  Fri Jun 05 09:44:09 +0000 2009
• @euzie You can't play the homophobia card just because I don't fancy you. You know I don't do beards.
  Fri Jun 05 09:35:37 +0000 2009
• So did all you people who claimed to have voted Green yesterday really vote Tory when you got in the box?
  Fri Jun 05 09:33:48 +0000 2009
• @leegarfield Still haven't decided if comics are my wife or my mistress.
  Fri Jun 05 09:10:17 +0000 2009
• Sharing the Time Twitter story on Twitter seems redundant http://tinyurl.com/p2j27l. Don't RT, email it to non-Twitterers instead.
  Fri Jun 05 09:05:08 +0000 2009
• @euzie @lloydaustins Get a room!
  Fri Jun 05 09:01:28 +0000 2009
• Thursday used to be a very exciting day when I worked in North Laine - comics day! Now I work from home it is just plain old Thursday.
  Thu Jun 04 08:55:43 +0000 2009
• @edsilv http://tinyurl.com/zqkqe
  Wed Jun 03 16:20:39 +0000 2009
• @richtextformat We must take responsibility for everyday pixel displacement that occurs as part of our business.
  Wed Jun 03 15:24:24 +0000 2009
• @richtextformat I'm also an ascii modeller. I occasionally do a little numeral management too.
  Wed Jun 03 15:00:42 +0000 2009
• @edsilv Rich Media Fascist. You'll be saying you think pixel art is better than ascii art next.
  Wed Jun 03 14:28:43 +0000 2009
• @Ribrob Surely quals for "father" are higher than "social media expert". You need to have had sex with a person who isn't yourself at least.
  Wed Jun 03 12:01:11 +0000 2009
• It's Wednesday! RT (in case you missed it at the wkend) on The Apprentice - http://tinyurl.com/lozrdd (in response to @christt on BGT)
  Wed Jun 03 08:50:14 +0000 2009
• Delightfully silly game I did for @Littleloud a few months back is now on the CBeebies site - http://tinyurl.com/o33zks
  Wed Jun 03 08:15:29 +0000 2009
• Orbitals - http://zenbullets.com/blog/?p=344 (stills from some video stuff I've been playing with)
  Tue Jun 02 14:43:28 +0000 2009
• @sanchothefat I hope that's a good giddy. And you're not just physically repulsed by it.
  Mon Jun 01 14:42:23 +0000 2009
• Hate when illness coincides with glorious weather. Not only missing all the fun but clients think you're lying to them too.
  Mon Jun 01 14:40:42 +0000 2009
• @DeborahPearson He's clearly just trying to get laid.
  Mon Jun 01 11:29:15 +0000 2009
• Face it Tiger, this might be my favourite single comics panel of all time. The first time Peter Parker met MJ - http://tinyurl.com/mn2umh
  Sat May 30 12:53:37 +0000 2009
• on The Apprentice - http://tinyurl.com/lozrdd (in response to @christt on Britain's Got Talent - http://tinyurl.com/qn28gp)
  Sat May 30 12:38:39 +0000 2009
• @j4mie Good man. Keep pale and beautiful.
  Sat May 30 12:36:36 +0000 2009
• If we humans go for big eyes, fair hair, clear skin, etc (i.e. warped nurturing instinct), why not baldness, toothlessness and drooling?
  Fri May 29 20:01:52 +0000 2009
• @starspottydog Whatever you need to do to unwind luv.
  Fri May 29 19:57:31 +0000 2009
• today: Wife and I both deliriously ill, laid out on sofa listening to 3yr old play Jet Set Radio. Bad day, but proud of his skating ability.
  Thu May 28 19:02:47 +0000 2009
• Does making a toy out of wood suddenly increase it's educational value? #bourgeoisbollocks
  Thu May 28 09:59:57 +0000 2009
• World: please stop telling me this is a precious time, they grow up so fast, etc.. I'm KNACKERED. I'd swap them for magic beans right now.
  Thu May 28 07:28:02 +0000 2009
• It's Wednesday! RT @LeifKendall: Cassetteboy mashup of the Apprentice: http://vimeo.com/4853829?pg=embed&sec
  Wed May 27 14:40:19 +0000 2009
• Is it safe to admit @SimonParkin ? I think Liz Lemon is MY secret fictional crush too.
  Fri May 22 13:47:16 +0000 2009
• Morrissey, 50 today http://tinyurl.com/pl78de I used to practically worship his skinny arse, but he's now fast becoming Vegas Elvis.
  Fri May 22 09:08:50 +0000 2009
• RT @christt: think it'd take just 1 charismatic character (V For Vendetta / Robin Hood) right now to lead an actual revolution. Arm Lumley!
  Fri May 22 08:49:18 +0000 2009
• Worriedly checking my own timeline after seeing TweetingToHard http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1872479266 (2nd @yezzer RT of the day)
  Fri May 22 08:46:41 +0000 2009
• Tory twat of the day RT @yezzer: "I've got a very very large house" http://bit.ly/BKTQr
  Fri May 22 08:23:34 +0000 2009
• Atop a hill. Having a good hard think.
  Thu May 21 14:45:20 +0000 2009
• I now have more followers than http://zenbullets.com has RSS subs. Is the crap I spew here REALLY more interesting than my blog? REALLY!?
  Thu May 21 13:01:55 +0000 2009
• @curious_debs Would be interesting to compare Twitter trending topics pre and post @stephenfry's appearance on @Wossy (aka #followfryday)
  Thu May 21 11:06:16 +0000 2009
• @curious_debs Could be worse. Could be Tori Amos.
  Thu May 21 10:37:39 +0000 2009
• A particularly challenging and provocative work from my 3r old son today http://tinyurl.com/o6xqwx Clearly influenced by the early fauvists
  Thu May 21 09:46:15 +0000 2009
• I'm calling this now - Yasmina to win the #apprentice http://tinyurl.com/c3ou5x.
  Thu May 21 09:15:11 +0000 2009
• Watching @shardcore on the telly, doing his bit to encourage church-going http://bit.ly/RIjk8
  Thu May 21 09:01:36 +0000 2009
• @euzie Could probably get an Arts Council grant for that.
  Wed May 20 15:48:45 +0000 2009
• Need inspiration NOW. Make cup of tea? Take laptop into other room? Potter in garden? Bike ride? Star jumps? Remove clothing? Get drunk?
  Wed May 20 15:45:23 +0000 2009
• ... Follow people you want to hear more from, unfollow those you want to silence. Would turn Twitter into a creativity driven computer game.
  Wed May 20 15:32:54 +0000 2009
• followers = characters (RT@simonparkin). Win more followers to be allowed more expressive tweets. Start pithy, work your way up to essays.
  Wed May 20 15:21:42 +0000 2009
• Just heard (via @CreateSpark) that Warp's latest signing is an artist from Wolverhampton. And he's rather good too http://is.gd/BiVy
  Wed May 20 09:28:16 +0000 2009
• GhostBusters 3? Goonies 2? Tron 2? Fletch 3? What, no planned sequel to Three Amigos!?
  Wed May 20 08:42:46 +0000 2009
• @ni Hmmm, intriguing http://share.media.mit.edu/participate (Might be one for @j4mie & @richtextformat too) #Processing
  Tue May 19 09:22:45 +0000 2009
• @euzie I've never met a librarian who knows that much about pornography.
  Tue May 19 09:01:48 +0000 2009
• Listened to an hour of Rudy Rucker talking to Stephen! Wolfram, about Alpha, but still don't understand it. Explain it in 140 chars please.
  Tue May 19 08:54:36 +0000 2009
• RT @curious_debs: Yippee, there's going to be another series of Dollhouse
  Tue May 19 08:47:40 +0000 2009
• Writing a fun little Flash tutorial. Exercising the didactic brain cells in preparation for some more ambitious writing later this week.
  Mon May 18 12:20:07 +0000 2009
• RT @barrybloye: Brilliant addition to the Argus Headlines Flickr group: http://is.gd/AWAb
  Mon May 18 09:26:33 +0000 2009
• So good it hurts. RT @tomnixon: RT @LloydDavis: http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/
  Mon May 18 09:26:19 +0000 2009
• A local site. For local people. http://www.preston-pages.co.uk/ Kinda like http://thisishaywardsheath.com/ without the irony.
  Mon May 18 08:34:40 +0000 2009
• RT @j4mie: little app I've been working on? http://hereit.is - beta code is ‘porcupine’ - any thoughts appreciated!
  Mon May 18 08:23:03 +0000 2009
• Missing my girl. @curious_debs and I are like zombies that pass in the night. Every few hours we grunt, hug, hand over the baby, then part.
  Sun May 17 08:03:05 +0000 2009
• @loothi Yeah, well worth abandoning my poor family for. The other 2 bands (Gurrumul and Dark Horses/Emiliana Torrini) were great too.
  Sun May 17 07:38:38 +0000 2009
• If it looks like I got dressed in the dark today, it's because I did.
  Sun May 17 07:31:38 +0000 2009
• Awww, @antikewl has been @abysmalred'd - http://tinyurl.com/o66z7j
  Sat May 16 19:09:50 +0000 2009
• @Kevd99 Never seen http://tinyurl.com/oct636 before. Is that Fred trying to be ... um ... sexy?
  Sat May 16 13:23:26 +0000 2009
• Family sleeping. Have snuck out to the ane brun gig.
  Fri May 15 21:09:32 +0000 2009
• @unclebuncle So, either 1. you have all your email going back to 1995, or 2. You wrote it in your diary ("received my first email today!").
  Fri May 15 16:09:57 +0000 2009
• @yandle Hashtags were used in Twitter for a long time before Twitter itself acknowledged them.
  Fri May 15 12:18:45 +0000 2009
• @racheldorman If it was, would it make me a big gay ponce?
  Fri May 15 11:33:50 +0000 2009
• Shite. Ane Brun and Emiliana Torrini playing a church in Kemptown tonight. Will I be able to go? After the week I've had, will I bollocks.
  Fri May 15 09:07:41 +0000 2009
• @sebleedelisle Your buyers are just going to think you bought that shot from iStockPhoto, and the real item is really unsightly. :)
  Thu May 14 21:48:50 +0000 2009
• @yezzer @richtextformat The devil is in the details. One blow-job led to 8 years of the Bush administration. Butterfly effect.
  Thu May 14 14:31:33 +0000 2009
• @richtextformat @yezzer Do greater wrongs diminish smaller ones? Abuse of public funds is abuse of public funds.
  Thu May 14 14:17:33 +0000 2009
• Respect to Celia Barlow, but Desmond Turner appear to be taking the piss a little. http://tinyurl.com/dg3gzf
  Thu May 14 13:43:16 +0000 2009
• MP expenses, the GoogleMaps mashup - http://tinyurl.com/dg3gzf
  Thu May 14 13:38:43 +0000 2009
• Yup, that worked. Cheers. RT @shardcore: @zenbullets here you go: http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=4314
  Thu May 14 08:58:20 +0000 2009
• @cbaigent Nearly 3mths now. He's been a darling most of it though, just a bad patch. (Everything *is* crap btw, it's not just you)
  Thu May 14 08:56:37 +0000 2009
• Three really long days in a row and a baby who's suddenly decided sleep is for squares. Need cheering up. Make me smile someone, please.
  Thu May 14 08:46:24 +0000 2009
• @antikewl @matski_98 Bejewelled is fine, because it uses shape and colour interchangeably.
  Wed May 13 12:53:08 +0000 2009
• @matski_98 Love those kind of games, but from the screenshot #peggle looks unplayable to anyone with colour-blindness. Is it? #accessibility
  Wed May 13 11:16:31 +0000 2009
• ... not meaning any offense to other recent speakers of course. (which includes me) #flashbrighton
  Wed May 13 11:07:19 +0000 2009
• Beautiful images from simple geometry, best @flashbrighton in a while (thanks @Quasimondo). What did I miss by leaving early? (10pm, early!)
  Wed May 13 11:03:52 +0000 2009
• Head full of geometry, but need to sleep for long day of driving and coding tomorrow. Please, baby boy, give us a good night tonight.
  Tue May 12 22:21:29 +0000 2009
• I think he's waiting for the toilet.
  Tue May 12 15:27:53 +0000 2009
• Working from a coffee shop in #brighton. (Crazy World of) Arthur Brown has just wandered in, and is going up and down the stairs very slowly
  Tue May 12 15:23:31 +0000 2009
• Listening to @christt on http://bln.kr/-christt/
  Tue May 12 10:30:37 +0000 2009
• @rosiesherry Adapt the DVD ad "You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a handbag ... You wouldn't steal £2K to clean your moat. ..." :)
  Tue May 12 09:10:12 +0000 2009
• Only just discovered that Americans don't have "fortnight"s. I'm not sure I could live in a country without fortnights.
  Tue May 12 08:56:51 +0000 2009
• Commit benefit fraud and you lose your benefits, face prosecution and have to pay back the overpaid. How about applying that to MPs?
  Tue May 12 08:36:50 +0000 2009
• Poor little boy had to wait a long time for daddy to finish his conference call to the US so he could go to bed. Working from home not easy.
  Mon May 11 21:08:48 +0000 2009
• Liked the last ep of #dollhouse (more than @curious_debs anyway). But if you were paying for it, would YOU commission a second series?
  Mon May 11 15:38:57 +0000 2009
• @curious_debs You wanna say that to her face @ElizaPatricia (Ull need 2 spk txt) #dushku
  Mon May 11 15:35:05 +0000 2009
• Good to see evidence of Midlands New Media http://flashcamp.co.uk/ Tempted to go up to check out the talent. @yezzer @Little_Robot
  Mon May 11 09:11:28 +0000 2009
• @racheldorman @yezzer We're currently estimating the barbie will reach optimum cooking temperate by 8pm on Tuesday evening.
  Sun May 10 11:55:08 +0000 2009
• So glad @yezzer and @racheldorman were there to witness my foppish inability to light a barbeque.
  Sat May 09 18:23:37 +0000 2009
• Beaching with my boys, my bike, and my beautiful lady.
  Sat May 09 12:44:15 +0000 2009
• Headbanging to loud music in my pants. It's what I do every time I have the house to myself for an hour.
  Sat May 09 10:18:22 +0000 2009
• Apologies to anyone eagerly awaiting GenArt prints, I've been so f-in busy this week. Will post out some next week hopefully.
  Sat May 09 10:02:16 +0000 2009
• @mafsays It's like Mercerism. But Greek.
  Fri May 08 16:03:33 +0000 2009
• @curious_debs It's all good honey. Nothing a chinese takeaway and bottle of wine can't fix.
  Fri May 08 11:32:49 +0000 2009
• @curious_debs Some more power-mums for you to follow: @CassiaB @rosiesherry @LouiseHewitt @Emm @megnog @surferosa @starspottydog @cbaigent
  Fri May 08 10:58:57 +0000 2009
• Managed to pique the interest of a large publisher, getting to pitch a book on Mon. Anyone know anything about, um, this sort of thing?
  Thu May 07 10:46:19 +0000 2009
• @tomnixon Rear mud guard. Unless you regard brown stains up your back and arse as a badge of honour.
  Wed May 06 11:54:26 +0000 2009
• @shardcore I've got an asymmetrical haircut, arrogant demeanour and know all the chords to Ziggy Stardust. Will that do?
  Wed May 06 08:50:23 +0000 2009
• @shardcore Join a hotly tipped indie band?
  Wed May 06 08:25:33 +0000 2009
• Has a big block of availability coming up in a few weeks (which is kinda unusual) #creditcrunch?
  Tue May 05 15:38:48 +0000 2009
• Do the spookily empty streets in Brighton last night suggest that, post-Tomlinson, Britons are now scared of their police?
  Tue May 05 10:31:49 +0000 2009
• Was very chuffed with my 117 landings on Flight Control late last night (now a "2nd Officer", oooh), but then I saw http://ow.ly/5bty
  Tue May 05 09:11:38 +0000 2009
• I have a +1 for the Piney Gir/Chris TT gig at the freebutt tonight (cheers @christt), if anyone wants to come.
  Mon May 04 14:34:42 +0000 2009
• @Kevd99 Interesting. Just ordered it off Amazon marketplace for £3 (my virtual Bank Holiday boot sale). #quickspace
  Mon May 04 11:14:34 +0000 2009
• @Kevd99's mayday mix http://tinyurl.com/cedzf7 making my morning a little easier. "Mayday" sums up how I'm feeling today.
  Mon May 04 10:51:46 +0000 2009
• Protesting against global capitalism by sitting at my laptop and putting in a day's work to feed my family. Have I become THE MAN?
  Mon May 04 10:29:48 +0000 2009
• @Kevd99 http://tinyurl.com/ would make it easier, but works with copypaste. Whatever happened to Quickspace? Much underrated band.
  Mon May 04 10:10:14 +0000 2009
• @agsystems Feckin working! May have to turn off Twitter so I don't have to hear about the rest if the world having fun.
  Mon May 04 08:12:03 +0000 2009
• Today I'm giving away free Generative Art prints at http://zenbullets.com/ Come and get 'em. (feel free to RT, thanks)
  Fri May 01 09:25:45 +0000 2009
• Turning off my lastFM scrobbler, so I can have a day of listening to really uncool music.
  Fri May 01 08:19:21 +0000 2009
• If anyone was wondering whatever happened to Chris Cunningham - he's just made a rather cool perfume ad http://tinyurl.com/cgzykq
  Thu Apr 30 09:26:07 +0000 2009
• @Emm Well I was actually talking about @yezzer, but I can see how it might apply to my babies too. :)
  Thu Apr 30 09:11:16 +0000 2009
• He soils my sheets, vomits on my shoulder, keeps me up all night, and has even wee'd in my face. But I still love him to bits.
  Thu Apr 30 08:42:24 +0000 2009
• Bollocks dropped 10% this week RT @edsilv: Hehe http://cursebird.com/
  Wed Apr 29 09:51:09 +0000 2009
• Should I feel guilty about skipping out @flashbrighton early last night? Peter was hurting my brain.
  Wed Apr 29 09:08:01 +0000 2009
• At @theskiff surrounded by copywriters. Putting faces to tweeps @LeifKendall @edevries @JonMarkwell
  Tue Apr 28 15:59:22 +0000 2009
• @stef I've just had that exact same conversation with @paulrobertlloyd (in #brighton). More thoughts on the topic: http://tinyurl.com/674gb7
  Tue Apr 28 14:47:19 +0000 2009
• @rosiesherry "Sunshine"? Do you guarantee that?
  Tue Apr 28 14:12:41 +0000 2009
• What's more likely in the next 12 mnths - Flash for iPhone, SilverLight for iPhone, Processing for iPhone, or me mastering Objectionable-C?
  Tue Apr 28 11:00:07 +0000 2009
• Knowing a little about the hurdles of Objectionable-C and iPhone dev, I doubt tonight's 2hr @flashbrighton session will be enough ...
  Tue Apr 28 10:56:28 +0000 2009
• @karinyoshida Perhaps I should ask @DAVID_LYNCH if he'd mind me making a sequel to one his films using knitted dolls?
  Tue Apr 28 09:55:55 +0000 2009
• @karinyoshida Are you seriously going to make some! Wow. I'd suggest a Cooper, a Bob/Leland (2 sided), a Laura Palmer, and a dancing dwarf.
  Tue Apr 28 09:34:43 +0000 2009
• (I'd use them to film a stop-motion sequel to "Fire Walk With Me")
  Tue Apr 28 08:40:27 +0000 2009
• @karinyoshida I would like knitted figures of the cast of Twin Peaks please.
  Tue Apr 28 08:38:03 +0000 2009
• @profaniti A little behind on the news, but LinkedIn just told me you've got a job with http://www.emosaic.co.uk/ (is that right) CONGRATS!
  Tue Apr 28 08:35:44 +0000 2009
• @wolfl Not sure how I'd commute to Lewes from Telcombe Cliffs without the use of a tractor or a trail bike. (hmmm ... trailbike...)
  Mon Apr 27 16:31:08 +0000 2009
• Cheers @JonMarkwell (and @Emm). If you've got coworking space tomorrow PM is it OK if I pop in and check it out?
  Mon Apr 27 15:46:53 +0000 2009
• @rosiesherry ... and so was born Saltdean Werks. Do it & I'll be your first customer. As long as it's not just a ploy to get babysitters :)
  Mon Apr 27 15:23:54 +0000 2009
• Anyone interested in sharing an office in central/east #brighton? Or renting me a desk? (Werks & Chapel both a bit far west for me).
  Mon Apr 27 15:04:27 +0000 2009
• Oooo @sebleedelisle did you know you were on the Wired site yesterday RT @antikewl: http://tinyurl.com/c7dfq2
  Mon Apr 27 09:49:54 +0000 2009
• @euzie My first non-kiddy, non-work related, pure leisure play date is on Mon (Bank Hol) - @christt playing the FreeButt. Come join me!
  Mon Apr 27 09:26:31 +0000 2009
• Interesting stats on South Coast freelancers - http://tinyurl.com/deb4lc (c/o @freelanceadvice). Majority work from home and bill <£40k pa
  Mon Apr 27 08:42:46 +0000 2009
• @surferosa Is it Specials 2nite? Wish I was going. Think I'd probably start sobbing with the opening bars of "A Message To You Rudy" though.
  Sat Apr 25 15:15:32 +0000 2009
• @wchimiak Cheers, that's really nice of you. How can i get one to you? Email me.
  Sat Apr 25 09:48:46 +0000 2009
• There are few towns with the danger and excitement of Swindon. Seriously good travelogue by @richtextformat - http://tinyurl.com/chqn5x
  Sat Apr 25 07:48:08 +0000 2009
• Nice to see my blog scoring so high for the search term "pretentious tosser art" on google http://tinyurl.com/cofdjw
  Fri Apr 24 22:26:14 +0000 2009
• "Can't wait to bash some long haired hippys up @ the G20" - Facebook status of PC Rob Ward the day Tomlinson died http://tinyurl.com/cs4rhr
  Fri Apr 24 21:00:30 +0000 2009
• Downloading Kermode and injecting caffeine for the drive back to Brighton. Really hoping not to cause a pile up on the A283.
  Fri Apr 24 17:21:17 +0000 2009
• @paulrobertlloyd I could drop one at ClearLeft for you, next time I'm in town.
  Fri Apr 24 16:05:29 +0000 2009
• Ooooo, postcards now.
  Fri Apr 24 15:51:08 +0000 2009
• @CassiaB Yeah. We spend the majority of our weekends at kiddy play parks, we should share this peculiar hobby. Get @antikewl to text me.
  Fri Apr 24 15:42:51 +0000 2009
• Client has just given me a GORGEOUS A3 poster print of some of my generative art. Would anyone want one if I were to do a run of them?
  Fri Apr 24 15:26:09 +0000 2009
• @CassiaB Ok, that's just rubbing it in. Feel free to liaise with @curious_debs if you're interested in a child swap ...
  Fri Apr 24 14:57:18 +0000 2009
• Should say - UX people, please email me (via the link on http://zenbullets.com). Rather than try to discuss this in 140 chars. Cheers.
  Fri Apr 24 11:16:39 +0000 2009
• I need a UX consultant, or at least someone who can do a small bit of UX testing and provide some feedback. Anyone interested?
  Fri Apr 24 11:04:33 +0000 2009
• Robots who navigate by the power of human kindness RT @edsilv: http://tweenbots.com/
  Thu Apr 23 12:52:43 +0000 2009
• @christt Why are you in Glastonbury? In April?
  Wed Apr 22 15:30:30 +0000 2009
• @sebleedelisle Amends and amendments are necessarily synonymous. But the English language undergoes constant amend(ment)s. We roll with it.
  Wed Apr 22 09:33:32 +0000 2009
• The new Yeah Yeah Yeahs album is great, but there's not one track that matches the brilliance of the surf guitar break on "Turn Into".
  Wed Apr 22 09:28:42 +0000 2009
• re: http://yeahyeahyeahs.com Could the god-awfulness actually be intentional? Is it trying to look like MySpace to be downwiddakids maybe?
  Wed Apr 22 09:18:54 +0000 2009
• @yezzer I'm beering during :)
  Tue Apr 21 19:05:48 +0000 2009
• Working from the pub (living the dream). Trying to get stuff polished off so I've time to eat before @flashbrighton.
  Tue Apr 21 17:16:24 +0000 2009
• TweetDeck gives me the power to update Twitter and Facebook simultaneously. Does this mean they can now be considered interchangeable?
  Tue Apr 21 12:39:49 +0000 2009
• Great band, horrifically bad website - http://www.yeahyeahyeahs.com/ (or does it just suck on the Mac?)
  Tue Apr 21 12:18:04 +0000 2009
• The moment Wolves got promoted to the Premiership on Sat: http://tinyurl.com/ddmg7m #shinyhappyyamyams
  Tue Apr 21 10:15:17 +0000 2009
• Assuming I can keep my eyes open until 7pm, I'm intending to make my first post-baby visit to @flashbrighton tonight. Yan on Illustrator.
  Tue Apr 21 09:28:16 +0000 2009
• Some stunning photography from the Cassini mission RT @pSK: http://is.gd/tuKs
  Tue Apr 21 08:41:15 +0000 2009
• @paulrobertlloyd Ashes to Ashes - isn't that essentially Heartbeat, but with eighties music? Very nice graphic design on those idents tho.
  Tue Apr 21 08:20:38 +0000 2009
• @christt Well, to be pedantic, we're actually just here to f*ck. The urge to play is just a side effect of our mutated brains.
  Mon Apr 20 17:06:14 +0000 2009
• @christt Let's not get carried away, Guy DeBord has to take the credit for #psychogeography at least.
  Mon Apr 20 13:50:24 +0000 2009
• @rifa Meeting go okay? Will you be taking to the airwaves soon?
  Mon Apr 20 10:46:05 +0000 2009
• Thought I was immune to casual gaming (after 3yrs at Littleloud), but am now utterly addicted to http://www.firemint.com/flightcontrol/
  Mon Apr 20 09:57:48 +0000 2009
• D'ya know, I think that was a near perfect weekend. Starting the week in a great mood (lets see how long this lasts eh?)
  Mon Apr 20 09:26:00 +0000 2009
• @empika Coincidink, we dug out the "Nuts In May" DVD last week too, and laughed muchly. Feel a Dorset road trip coming on.
  Mon Apr 20 09:24:12 +0000 2009
• @niqui Rudeness? The French?! Whatever next?
  Sat Apr 18 19:27:22 +0000 2009
• Go Wolves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (just been promoted to the Premiership). A beer I think ...
  Sat Apr 18 16:14:12 +0000 2009
• Pirate Bay verdict. Police deleting tourists photos. It's a bad day to be a bit of electronic data.
  Fri Apr 17 11:35:59 +0000 2009
• RT @mikeashworth: Jail and large fines for Pirate Bay founders http://twurl.nl/xhg2q4 Pirates Prison Project http://twurl.nl/jblseq
  Fri Apr 17 10:33:41 +0000 2009
• @BrightonArgusJo Because they put up less of a fight? Handy tip for any cuckolded spouses out there.
  Fri Apr 17 10:23:25 +0000 2009
• You people who follow celebs on Twitter, and send them @ messages, do you talk to them when they are on your TV too?
  Fri Apr 17 10:11:09 +0000 2009
• @surferosa Something to look forward to - http://tinyurl.com/d3v8eg
  Fri Apr 17 10:08:36 +0000 2009
• @antikewl Have I just been duped into watching a Mr Blobby routine? Blobby-rolled!
  Fri Apr 17 09:44:37 +0000 2009
• Have spent £600 on myself today, and it's not even 11am.
  Fri Apr 17 09:41:44 +0000 2009
• Any suggestions for conferences this year (Brighton/London)? Been to FOTB three years running, need to do something different this year.
  Thu Apr 16 15:50:23 +0000 2009
• @richtextformat The job would have been a stinker, preventing you from doing it was Pugwash's parting gift.
  Thu Apr 16 14:04:39 +0000 2009
• Wearing wife's headband to keep hair out my eyes. Thinking I look like one of MGMT, but actually looking like a dick. #workingfromhome
  Thu Apr 16 13:08:54 +0000 2009
• @euzie I'd offer to share an ATP chalet with you in Dec, but I think I'm still scarred from the last time we tried co-habiting (in 1996) ...
  Thu Apr 16 10:20:11 +0000 2009
• @christt It's the thinking man's Big Brother. It's the acceptable face of corporate hate. It's acute cultural satire. It's good telly.
  Thu Apr 16 09:05:14 +0000 2009
• Question - seeing how The Apprentice is clearly filmed 6 months ago, how do they stop the spoilers? And how can William Hill offer odds?
  Thu Apr 16 08:46:52 +0000 2009
• @mrjimBob For this next track, I want to refer to the classics - http://tinyurl.com/cklpta
  Thu Apr 16 08:38:50 +0000 2009
• Waking in the semi that never sleeps.
  Thu Apr 16 07:02:02 +0000 2009
• My Bloody Valentine + Sonic Youth at ATP in December. That is very exciting news to an old fart like me.
  Wed Apr 15 22:29:37 +0000 2009
• He sacked the brummie. Not the evil brummie, but the nice brummie. He'll never hire a brummie. No-one ever hires the brummie.
  Wed Apr 15 22:22:53 +0000 2009
• @paulsilver nifty! Pseudo-scientific nonsense, but nifty :)
  Wed Apr 15 16:42:05 +0000 2009
• @byobot 1973-01-27
  Wed Apr 15 16:28:51 +0000 2009
• @curious_debs A good, solid comedy name, but he's no Butch Otter (Governor of Idaho).
  Wed Apr 15 10:26:31 +0000 2009
• @legojoe [sharp intake of breath] But, but, but ... home taping killed music! That why we don't have music any more.
  Wed Apr 15 09:22:18 +0000 2009
• WordPress for the iPhone - great idea, but it has now awarded my 3yr old (and anyone else who steals my iPod) editing privs on my blog. Boo.
  Wed Apr 15 08:11:53 +0000 2009
• Will someone be blogging last night's @flashbrighton ? Or serialising it as a series of 140 character tweets perhaps.
  Wed Apr 15 08:06:27 +0000 2009
• Has anyone tried the Kindle? I'm intrigued.
  Tue Apr 14 20:40:24 +0000 2009
• @legojoe I'm already your friend aren't I? So where's my bloody crisp?
  Tue Apr 14 19:54:17 +0000 2009
• Just had my first YouTube friend request. Does EVERYTHING have to have a social-networking element these days?
  Tue Apr 14 15:10:39 +0000 2009
• RT @lloydaustins: RT @BoingBoing: Thematically composited photos of New Yorkers over time but not space http://tinyurl.com/cdzsak
  Tue Apr 14 10:33:24 +0000 2009
• @curious_debs Wish I was there hon, was getting into full-time fatherhood. Working for a living is clearly wrong.
  Tue Apr 14 10:30:17 +0000 2009
• Hi @wchimiak, welcome to Twitter.
  Mon Apr 13 22:09:17 +0000 2009
• With the over-literalism of a Kate Nash video, here I am on a Sunday listening to The Sundays.
  Sun Apr 12 17:51:00 +0000 2009
• @euzie Follow the South Downs Way. Hard cycling, but beautiful. I'd join you if Deb could spare me for a few hours.
  Sun Apr 12 17:41:28 +0000 2009
• Cuing up Abandoned Artwork #50 (29 May), which is where the project will stop (for 2009 at least). Family needs me. http://abandonedart.org
  Fri Apr 10 13:24:27 +0000 2009
• @richtextformat LOL. Would you mind if I retweeted those as my Bank Holiday racing tips.?
  Fri Apr 10 13:05:18 +0000 2009
• Yesterday I listened to the 6th Mogwai album, the 9th Autechre album and the 14th Sonic Youth album. I'm a DINOSAUR. I should be put down.
  Fri Apr 10 12:30:10 +0000 2009
• Note to @euzie - do NOT avoid F**k Buttons at ATP.
  Thu Apr 09 12:19:06 +0000 2009
• Spring cleaning with the fervour of a young Richard Dreyfus.
  Wed Apr 08 11:02:35 +0000 2009
• Adding Creative Commons licenses to my online code. Something I should have done ages ago. Have gone with http://tinyurl.com/2dkzmd
  Mon Apr 06 17:02:55 +0000 2009
• Feel I must apologise to anyone who has emailed me since Ozzy was born, and were expecting the civility of a reply.
  Mon Apr 06 15:34:38 +0000 2009
• @yezzer You know you've made 14 blog posts in the last fortnight! - http://www.iestyn.net/ You might want to ease off on the coffee.
  Mon Apr 06 15:09:03 +0000 2009
• Wondering if new follower @emimusic is here to keep an eye on me after my last blog post - http://zenbullets.com/blog/?p=219
  Mon Apr 06 14:25:06 +0000 2009
• RT @christt RT @popjustice Eoghan Quigg's version of 'Ben' needs its own laughter track: http://tinyurl.com/dxwmc2
  Mon Apr 06 13:37:12 +0000 2009
• Deb gave me morning off to catch up on my sleep, but made a video instead - http://tinyurl.com/d4dwns
  Sat Apr 04 14:11:12 +0000 2009
• Rather sleep deprived this week. I have memories of yesterday, but I'm not sure what was real and what was hallucinated.
  Sat Apr 04 08:10:04 +0000 2009
• Cccccc'mmmmmon, I'll take you all on - http://zenbullets.mybrute.com/
  Fri Apr 03 11:51:54 +0000 2009
• Watching "Doubt". At least I think I am.
  Thu Apr 02 22:27:06 +0000 2009
• @empika Oh tish young philistine, there's no such thing as a bad Harry Dean Stanton film. The Amanda Holden remake was disappointing though.
  Thu Apr 02 14:34:29 +0000 2009
• (hypothetically, of course.)
  Thu Apr 02 12:53:17 +0000 2009
• How many "meal deal" purchases d'ya think it takes to atone for shoplifting a VHS copy of "Wild At Heart" from Boots in 1992?
  Thu Apr 02 12:52:11 +0000 2009
• My iTunes Genius feature seems to think Dinosaur Jr fits beautifully with EVERYTHING. Fear it may be a) sentient, b) a greasy rocker
  Thu Apr 02 10:51:07 +0000 2009
• Three years of fatherhood means I now know "Green Eggs and Ham" by heart. Wondering what has been lost from my brain to make room.
  Thu Apr 02 09:16:38 +0000 2009
• RT @NickSayers: Pizza Hut are offering to grill your face onto a pizza! http://tinyurl.com/c8j2ss
  Wed Apr 01 09:49:19 +0000 2009
• It's a beautiful day for an anti-capitalism protest. Wish I could be there.
  Wed Apr 01 08:39:08 +0000 2009
• Welcome to Hove @euzie and @mezi Thanks to you, and any other Londoners moving down, for increasing the value of my house a few pence.
  Wed Apr 01 08:35:39 +0000 2009
• Like a dutiful meme slave, here I am sharing The Grauniads oh-so-funny April fool - http://tinyurl.com/cv6z7k Hold on to your sides.
  Wed Apr 01 08:24:48 +0000 2009
• @curious_debs It was either Morrissey or "Last of The Summer Wine".
  Tue Mar 31 10:28:59 +0000 2009
• @CulturalSnow The London Boys? What, both of them?! Come to think of it, whatever happened to Mel and Kim. Oh god no, NO.
  Mon Mar 30 14:20:08 +0000 2009
• Only just discovered that Falco is no more - http://tinyurl.com/ct7t98
  Mon Mar 30 13:55:16 +0000 2009
• Fine tuning the timing of fart noises for a childrens game. Mother, if you could see me now ...
  Fri Mar 27 16:42:33 +0000 2009
• @curious_debs Can't believe I had to publicly beg for some dinner money today, when my wife was just around the corner.
  Fri Mar 27 16:24:04 +0000 2009
• @megnog Ask one of the five million who bought the James Blunt album.
  Fri Mar 27 16:19:51 +0000 2009
• Juno soundtrack and early Belle & Sebastian on the 'phones today. Loving it but the tweeness keeps triggering my gag-reflex.
  Fri Mar 27 14:47:51 +0000 2009
• Was #followfriday'd this am (cheers @lloydaustins ) which awarded me a clutch of spammers, a NY concept artist & a guy called Brian (hi all)
  Fri Mar 27 14:27:06 +0000 2009
• Regretfully removing "one a week" copy from http://abandonedart.org/ Expect hiatus soon. Whodathought newborns would need so much attention
  Fri Mar 27 12:32:41 +0000 2009
• @LouiseHewitt Cheers Lou, impecuniosity problems solved now tho. Probably the first time Twitter has ever performed a USEFUL function.
  Fri Mar 27 11:59:43 +0000 2009
• @antikewl Life saver, cheers Trev. Lets grab lunch together, it'll be good to catch up.
  Fri Mar 27 11:00:43 +0000 2009
• Serious about that tenner btw (thanks @robert_T). Anyone in Brighton TC who can help me out ? Make it £12.50 and I'll buy you a sandwich.
  Fri Mar 27 10:55:40 +0000 2009
• Have finally worked out why Jennifer Aniston has been so stroppy with me - http://tinyurl.com/d878r7
  Fri Mar 27 10:46:57 +0000 2009
• Admiring some fine ascii art in a penis-growth spam email I've just received. Good to see it's not a completely dead artform.
  Fri Mar 27 10:37:43 +0000 2009
• Feeling like an idiot - left the house without my wallet. Can anyone lend me a tenner?
  Fri Mar 27 09:53:23 +0000 2009
• Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #brainfarts #fractals #frowning
  Fri Mar 27 09:50:20 +0000 2009
• Spike Jonze's "Where The Wild Things Are" now has a trailer. And it looking promising (/a little scary). http://tinyurl.com/dzvted
  Thu Mar 26 12:08:45 +0000 2009
• @richtextformat [sigh] Clients eh, can't live without them, can't sue them. Oh, hang on ...
  Thu Mar 26 11:34:14 +0000 2009
• Would like there to be a week where I *wasn't* chasing a client for overdue payment. One can dream ...
  Thu Mar 26 11:18:54 +0000 2009
• Logging into facebook for first time in ages. Feels like revisiting my childhood bedroom after a stroke.
  Thu Mar 26 10:11:40 +0000 2009
• Excellent, new "Apprentice" tonight. 15 fresh souls for me to learn to hate.
  Wed Mar 25 20:00:51 +0000 2009
• Was dreading it, but pleasantly surprised by Watchmen film. Kinda like watching a 6 part TV miniseries in one sitting though.
  Wed Mar 25 09:34:22 +0000 2009
• @empika I haven't made it all the way through *one* of the LOTR films. Attempting three in a row is the stuff of Japanese gameshows.
  Tue Mar 24 17:08:13 +0000 2009
• Imagining the stench of geek-sweat after a Lord of the Rings All Nighter @DukeofYorks
  Tue Mar 24 16:44:51 +0000 2009
• @richtextformat Careful Rich. HyperMeme alert! Christianity (and country music) is something that should be negotiated with great caution.
  Tue Mar 24 15:32:05 +0000 2009
• A fortune cookie said I would be receiving a dinner invitation soon and to accept it. How long should I keep my diary clear?
  Tue Mar 24 15:18:27 +0000 2009
• @karinyoshida My lady wife: @curious_debs
  Tue Mar 24 10:37:42 +0000 2009
• I like following tweet-couples. Makes it feel more like a dinner party and less like a locker room. Get your partner on twitter.
  Tue Mar 24 10:29:48 +0000 2009
• @Kevd99 The site is still at http://tinyurl.com/ddzfl6, sans domain name, btw.
  Tue Mar 24 09:47:40 +0000 2009
• @Kevd99 Yeah once it hit a few million subscribers, I sold it and bought a small island. Who'd have thought there was so much £££ in indie?
  Tue Mar 24 09:46:17 +0000 2009
• @tinyminds I must defend. Any young mum dying is horrible, Jade included. The jibes are prompted by the spectacle, not the tragedy itself.
  Mon Mar 23 16:42:05 +0000 2009
• @richtextformat "African American" is the more politically correct term.
  Mon Mar 23 14:46:40 +0000 2009
• Ah Wolves, my fair weather friends. With only 6 weeks of the season left, what could possibly go wrong now? http://tinyurl.com/df7zsl
  Mon Mar 23 11:35:41 +0000 2009
• @curious_debs Photos please. A newborn shouldn't have facial expression that early surely. Hope we haven't sired the next Phil Cool.
  Mon Mar 23 11:13:12 +0000 2009
• I will be wearing a black hoodie with matching Uggs all day today, in honour of Jade. It's what she would have wanted.
  Mon Mar 23 10:34:43 +0000 2009
• RT @CulturalSnow: Jadepoem: http://bit.ly/YpYsw
  Mon Mar 23 10:29:57 +0000 2009
• @Kevd99 Hey, is that "Family Cat" Kev? Hi Kev.
  Sat Mar 21 13:41:04 +0000 2009
• Full on tantrum in process. Not only am I not Rudy's friend any more, I am no longer his father either apparently. Ah well.
  Sat Mar 21 13:14:05 +0000 2009
• @DukeofYorks I hear @Wittertainment are now mobile. How about inviting them to the Dukes?
  Sat Mar 21 10:03:50 +0000 2009
• Looks like the sun is shining for @sebleedelisle. Wishing you an insanely happy day.
  Sat Mar 21 09:13:37 +0000 2009
• @mattleuw You'll know it's over for facebook the day ITV decide it's worth £120million.
  Fri Mar 20 17:12:37 +0000 2009
• @curious_debs I only watch it for the articles. #dollhouse
  Fri Mar 20 16:55:35 +0000 2009
• @curious_debs Yes, it's a modern masterpiece. Never again can you criticise me for watching Dollhouse.
  Fri Mar 20 14:57:50 +0000 2009
• @curious_debs Ahh, that explains why we had to suffer 92 mins of "Starter For 10" ....
  Fri Mar 20 14:44:03 +0000 2009
• Actually having fun coding a delightfully silly little game for @Littleloud. My other projects recently have been so terribly serious.
  Thu Mar 19 17:07:53 +0000 2009
• @LouiseHewitt Exactly. Start this way and eventually 28 yr old will know to earn enough to pay for 25 yr old's gambling debts, etc...
  Thu Mar 19 16:40:12 +0000 2009
• Trained three year old to offer dummy to three week old when he cries. Probably the best bit of project management I have done this year.
  Thu Mar 19 15:53:01 +0000 2009
• #stoolwatch RT @jokigenki ...washed my arse with an electric toilet
  Thu Mar 19 14:26:07 +0000 2009
• @richtextformat Ditto Owen. Happy belated birthday dude. Sorry must have missed the memo.
  Thu Mar 19 14:05:59 +0000 2009
• @mledwards34 Hey Martin. Funny how I could still recognise you from your avatar.
  Thu Mar 19 13:06:56 +0000 2009
• @CulturalSnow Wondering how much Friends Reunited is now worth, compared to the £120million ITV paid for it three years ago. (idiots)
  Thu Mar 19 12:08:58 +0000 2009
• @racheldorman Depending on how many mothers one has of course ...
  Thu Mar 19 12:07:08 +0000 2009
• Actually, should that be "Mother's Day"? Or is it "Mothers' Day"?
  Thu Mar 19 11:57:17 +0000 2009
• Public service announcement - DON'T FORGET MOTHERS DAY this weekend.
  Thu Mar 19 11:53:25 +0000 2009
• Can we please rename "US English" to something more descriptive. I propose "Inglish".
  Thu Mar 19 11:06:18 +0000 2009
• @curious_debs It would be most ungentlemanly of me to comment on that, but you do have a proud silhouette right now. :)
  Wed Mar 18 17:43:51 +0000 2009
• @sebleedelisle Yeah, just looked at the support forum and hastily withdrew.
  Wed Mar 18 15:50:26 +0000 2009
• @stuartlamour It is a feature-full workplace. I find I just can't concentrate unless I'm being watched by at least three webcams.
  Wed Mar 18 14:32:35 +0000 2009
• @manxmidge I'd love to live in a world drawn by Brendan McCarthy - http://brendanmccarthy.co.uk/
  Wed Mar 18 13:33:17 +0000 2009
• Or why not utterly humiliate your staff by making them dance! DANCE! - http://www.clevercherry.com/ (click "people")
  Wed Mar 18 11:22:27 +0000 2009
• I want to go work for one of those agencies where they do cartoon versions of all their staff for the website.
  Wed Mar 18 11:18:37 +0000 2009
• @christt Pah. If you were stopping at Tony Orlando's House I might be impressed.
  Wed Mar 18 09:29:17 +0000 2009
• Giving @rifa poor business advice
  Tue Mar 17 17:47:52 +0000 2009
• @lloydaustins I *really* want you to start drawing comics for me.
  Tue Mar 17 11:44:18 +0000 2009
• @richtextformat "hir"?
  Mon Mar 16 10:30:28 +0000 2009
• @playfool Are you saying the rest of us humans *have* finished evolving? A big concept for this time in a morning.
  Mon Mar 16 09:48:32 +0000 2009
• So many people twittering about their eating and drinking habits. Yet so few discussing their stools.
  Sun Mar 15 12:32:03 +0000 2009
• @yezzer By jove he's got it.
  Sat Mar 14 18:46:15 +0000 2009
• Rough Trade night on BBC4 last night was utterly splendid. Watching it again on the iPlayer.
  Sat Mar 14 13:50:08 +0000 2009
• @rifa Totally. Is this the first year they've actually had a curator, as opposed to a committee of ineffectual, pretentious old biddies?
  Fri Mar 13 15:40:12 +0000 2009
• This years Brighton Festival appears to feature things I would actually be interested in seeing. A first I think.
  Fri Mar 13 15:24:23 +0000 2009
• @profaniti Have you tried clicking your heels together?
  Thu Mar 12 10:12:27 +0000 2009
• Wow, three years for throwing a shoe. Imagine what sentence you'd get for, say, invading a country.
  Thu Mar 12 09:53:16 +0000 2009
• @MrDarrenGarrett Might be time to invest in a better saddle, these things only get worse as you get older.
  Thu Mar 12 09:33:18 +0000 2009
• Just found my pack of complimentary DiMAS 2008 sweets in the pocket of an old jacket. Most melted, but the Flying Saucers were still edible.
  Wed Mar 11 17:36:28 +0000 2009
• Long drive through what the roadsigns call "Jane Austen Country" this morning. Got lost near a place called Cocking.
  Wed Mar 11 13:47:23 +0000 2009
• @curious_debs Jade Goody has been quite an inspiration to me. Anyone want to see my appendix scar?
  Tue Mar 10 16:40:57 +0000 2009
• @christt Fun you flip-face, you're a poo-bottomed monkey-fudger (sorry jesus, if you're reading)
  Tue Mar 10 15:20:02 +0000 2009
• Ok, I've gone commando. Feeling the breeze around my tweets for the first time.
  Tue Mar 10 15:04:53 +0000 2009
• Hmmm, wondering whether to "unprotect" my updates. It will mean I will have to stop swearing. And slagging off my clients.
  Tue Mar 10 12:42:03 +0000 2009
• @euzie "Someone's going to end up crying, and it's not going to be me." (it was him - I can still win a fight with a 3 yr old, yay me)
  Tue Mar 10 12:02:44 +0000 2009
• I need some adults to shout at instead. Maybe I should put Jeremy Kyle on.
  Tue Mar 10 11:44:51 +0000 2009
• Feeling really bad about telling off firstborn this morning. Now understand the "this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you" cliche.
  Tue Mar 10 11:43:54 +0000 2009
• World record for days without sleep is currently 11, set by a Cornish guy in 2007. Bet he didn't get much programming done though.
  Tue Mar 10 10:21:24 +0000 2009
• Only Tuesday morning and already this week's sleep deprivation is making my screen seem very, very bright.
  Tue Mar 10 09:58:28 +0000 2009
• @yandle good question - RT Why is SxSWi so much more of a big thing than, say, Brighton Digital Festival? What do we need to do?
  Mon Mar 09 17:56:18 +0000 2009
• Amused by all the Twitterites rushing to finish the Watchmen GN before it is ruined forever by the film. Why not just skip the film?
  Mon Mar 09 09:46:36 +0000 2009
• Just given a big pile of @BRIANMBENDIS Avengers comics to my 9-yr old nephew. Like a crack dealer at the school gates.
  Sun Mar 08 12:48:30 +0000 2009
• @karinyoshida Can you bring me back something by Yuki? Or, even better, Yuki herself. http://tinyurl.com/5q7usy
  Sat Mar 07 12:18:07 +0000 2009
• @LouiseHewitt Hi Louise. Semantico's loss is going to be someone else's gain. #creditcrunch
  Fri Mar 06 14:41:55 +0000 2009
• @fleecie Go Rachel! What's the commission?
  Fri Mar 06 12:15:47 +0000 2009
• Stuart Adamson joke: Setup - "He was a Big Country member". Response - "Yes, we remember".
  Fri Mar 06 12:06:42 +0000 2009
• @curious_debs CHRIST! Can't match that. I doubt there's anything beats a "Big Country".
  Fri Mar 06 12:04:14 +0000 2009
• Dad thought of the day - can you call yourself a futurist if you don't have kids? It'd be like giving market tips without investing.
  Fri Mar 06 10:41:19 +0000 2009
• Euphemism of the day - "quantitative easing". Because a gmnt can't just announce they are now printing money. #PANIC!!!
  Fri Mar 06 10:17:13 +0000 2009
• @matski_98 Things like that give me hope for the future. My boy expects all his ent'ment to be interactive and on demand. And it should be.
  Fri Mar 06 10:15:20 +0000 2009
• Disappointed to have missed Square Root Day http://tinyurl.com/cbu9kg (because @richtextformat 's RSS feed has been down until today)
  Fri Mar 06 09:59:10 +0000 2009
• @LeifKendall My boy (3 and a half) loves my iPod, won't leave it alone. The touch interface is more intuitive to him than it is me.
  Fri Mar 06 09:56:13 +0000 2009
• @CulturalSnow That'd be raising the game. You'd be forcing me to play my Showaddywaddy.
  Thu Mar 05 14:45:57 +0000 2009
• @curious_debs A Haircut 100 isn't going to trump a Then Jericho. H100 were pretty good. I'll raise you two Transvision Vamps. Two! Count em.
  Thu Mar 05 11:14:31 +0000 2009
• @CulturalSnow I'll see your Curiosity Killed The Cat live confession, and raise you a Then Jericho.
  Thu Mar 05 10:55:38 +0000 2009
• For those of you keeping up with the human/monetary costs of Sussex Police fuckups http://tinyurl.com/alf8cx (RT @BrightonArgusJo)
  Wed Mar 04 17:20:45 +0000 2009
• Worried about how ITV budget cuts might effect the quality of "Harry Hill's TV Burp".
  Wed Mar 04 15:48:34 +0000 2009
• Using two MacBooks today. Have bought a shiny new one for @curious_debs but can't quite bring myself to let go of it.
  Wed Mar 04 13:47:40 +0000 2009
• Two days back and already fully booked until June. What's this recession crap people are talking about?
  Wed Mar 04 13:17:49 +0000 2009
• @Stellardog Ahh, I miss the blue air of an office shared with you. And poor Starbucks are suffering, oh no, be still my bleeding heart ...
  Wed Mar 04 10:43:20 +0000 2009
• Dear Madonna. It's creepy when old men do it, it's creepy when old women do it. You're not doing anything for feminism.
  Wed Mar 04 09:57:56 +0000 2009
• @DukeofYorks Didn't know there was a biopic. Does it include the "Going Live" incident?
  Wed Mar 04 09:53:16 +0000 2009
• @antikewl It happened in May 1994, around Chapter Four of Thomas DeQuincy's "Confessions of an Opium Eater". http://tinyurl.com/b2q5d9
  Tue Mar 03 13:34:20 +0000 2009
• Realisation - Peacehaven is where Brightonians go to breed. It's just a big cliff-top baby farm.
  Tue Mar 03 12:56:58 +0000 2009
• Back at work WAAAAAAAY too soon. Calendar for Mar/Apr already filling up fast. Three weeks off just felt like a long weekend, need more.
  Tue Mar 03 10:00:05 +0000 2009
• Gail Trimble, stripped - http://tinyurl.com/aaa64q
  Tue Mar 03 09:41:35 +0000 2009
• @bobbylove Ah Oui. Pronto-printemps.
  Sat Feb 28 08:58:56 +0000 2009
• @racheldorman @ralff @leifkendall Oh Bono, how do I hate thee. Let me count the ways. http://www.makebonohistory.org/
  Fri Feb 27 13:14:19 +0000 2009
• Turning away more work, like an idiot. I don't want to go back to work EVER. (but wondering how long the money will last if I don't)
  Fri Feb 27 11:41:44 +0000 2009
• @stuartlamour oooh, I bet they are having SUCH fun.
  Fri Feb 27 11:36:58 +0000 2009
• @sebleedelisle (with only minutes to spare) Happy Birthday dude.
  Thu Feb 26 22:41:14 +0000 2009
• @DAVID_LYNCH Never better mate, never better.
  Thu Feb 26 20:56:39 +0000 2009
• @playfool @matski_98 Thanks. You share my thinking. Love my current MacBook over previous Pros. @pSK Um, great, but sounds like effort.
  Thu Feb 26 20:55:01 +0000 2009
• Dear hive mind - top of the range 13" Macbook, or bottom of the range 15" MacBook Pro? Which would you recommend?
  Thu Feb 26 16:03:41 +0000 2009
• @edsilv That mirror rocks. Reminds me of the kind of thing we used to pitch at CogApp. I really miss doing installations.
  Thu Feb 26 13:31:47 +0000 2009
• Times like this I really wish I had a pair of working nipples.
  Thu Feb 26 11:06:54 +0000 2009
• @leegarfield Yes, I believe she was up for "Best Supporting Eyebrows".
  Wed Feb 25 10:57:36 +0000 2009
• Saw "Rachel Getting Married" last week - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1084950/ - seeeeeeriously good film. A must for Dogme-95 fans esp.
  Wed Feb 25 10:22:09 +0000 2009
• Wondering how many complaint the BBC get of "coloured people" scaring their children - http://tinyurl.com/cxn7tl
  Wed Feb 25 09:22:53 +0000 2009
• Do *ALL* newborns resemble John Hurt?
  Tue Feb 24 14:19:14 +0000 2009
• Catching up on University Challenge Final. Thankful that Gail Trimble has turned down the offer of a Nuts photoshoot.
  Tue Feb 24 11:13:53 +0000 2009
• I have a new son! http://tinyurl.com/b5n777 Thanks all for the messages and good will. Too many to reply to but all appreciated.
  Tue Feb 24 09:34:51 +0000 2009
• Full of love.
  Mon Feb 23 00:31:11 +0000 2009
• @antikewl All good films. Although "Rambow" is more of a Sunday afternoon film, rather than a Friday night. Go with "Lars".
  Fri Feb 20 16:45:35 +0000 2009
• @karinyoshida I'm not sure that nugget of earth shattering news was worthy of a REtweet :) But thanks.
  Fri Feb 20 10:10:48 +0000 2009
• Nice Shepard Fairey-ised Darwins - http://www.mikero.com/darwin/
  Fri Feb 20 09:49:17 +0000 2009
• My first blog post since xmas - http://zenbullets.com/blog/?p=201 Worthy of a tweet I think.
  Fri Feb 20 09:37:41 +0000 2009
• WHERE'S MY BABY?! Wish I had some minimum wage minion in a call centre I could shout at about this situation.
  Fri Feb 20 01:11:53 +0000 2009
• Wondering why I can't find Robin Askwith's name in the credits to "Confessions of a Shopoholic".
  Thu Feb 19 10:05:31 +0000 2009
• @MrDarrenGarrett Thanking you very much sir. Has Twitter-fever taken over the Littleloud offices this week?
  Thu Feb 19 10:04:49 +0000 2009
• @edsilv Cheers Ed, those are years old. I used them for moo cards - http://actionscripter.co.uk/blog/?p=141
  Wed Feb 18 17:39:02 +0000 2009
• Very interesting @flashbrighton session last night, c/o @edsilv Feel myself softening towards Silverlight now I'm not so ignorant of it.
  Wed Feb 18 09:03:38 +0000 2009
• We're now five days overdue and both nervous wrecks. Getting rather eager to meet my second son now.
  Wed Feb 18 08:43:11 +0000 2009
• @leifkendall Doesn't Big Brother count as a form of cancer?
  Tue Feb 17 11:11:07 +0000 2009
• @leifkendall Her family must be [sniff] so... proud... This is the house mummy's cancer built.
  Tue Feb 17 10:35:43 +0000 2009
• @robert_t Have we sunk this low already? What if, hypothetically, it turned out to be just a seriously sick publicity stunt?
  Tue Feb 17 10:20:06 +0000 2009
• She's clearly a creature utterly devoid of dignity. I wouldn't be surprised if the funeral is already bookable on Sky Box Office.
  Tue Feb 17 09:38:20 +0000 2009
• I'd have much more sympathy for Jade if she wasn't selling her plight for cash-money. As if this is an acceptable way to make a living now.
  Tue Feb 17 09:36:26 +0000 2009
• @mattleuw Mucho congrats to you and lady Leuw. How utterly decent of you.
  Tue Feb 17 09:33:21 +0000 2009
• @mafsays I'm with Carol Vorderman - ban this evil internet. (http://tinyurl.com/cobrw2 - top three results - OMG!)
  Mon Feb 16 18:46:47 +0000 2009
• Can't find anything on the CBeebies website explaining what happened to that girl's arm.
  Mon Feb 16 18:01:31 +0000 2009
• @yezzer Great GenArt potential in Flint. I haven't played with it much, but first try managed to make a nice blob http://tinyurl.com/csur74
  Mon Feb 16 17:44:31 +0000 2009
• @edsilv The sci-fi concept of a reputation stock exchange.
  Mon Feb 16 16:21:50 +0000 2009
• @bobbylove I'm enjoying the calm and the time off, so quite chilled about our 'delay'. Not sure my poor wife would say the same though.
  Mon Feb 16 15:56:13 +0000 2009
• @alexfarran Stewart Brand is probably the closest we have to a superhero on this planet. He can see the future.
  Mon Feb 16 15:52:43 +0000 2009
• @christt A radio/spotify play might be considered a "performance".
  Mon Feb 16 15:48:23 +0000 2009
• @christt "Streaming" is how we've always paid for TV up until now, via by advertising. But that model is changing too.
  Mon Feb 16 15:37:15 +0000 2009
• It's remarkable the record and film industry have lasted so long trading off copyright law. Copyright will seem crazy to our descendents.
  Mon Feb 16 15:28:44 +0000 2009
• @edsilv I'm not totally convinced reputation trading would work, but I'm sure the commoditisation of info never will. Info wants to be free.
  Mon Feb 16 15:23:53 +0000 2009
• @bobbylove Congrats on your freedom. It's a great time to be a freelancer right now.
  Mon Feb 16 15:01:23 +0000 2009
• @lloydaustins Heeeyyyyy llllllloyd. Really like your latest painting - http://tinyurl.com/b6bxyf
  Mon Feb 16 12:25:25 +0000 2009
• @yezzer Still waiting. Loving your Papervision generative art btw - http://www.iestyn.net/
  Mon Feb 16 09:26:53 +0000 2009
• Tweet No 500. Wish I had something profound to say, like, perhaps, a baby to announce or something. But no. We wait. And we eat pudding.
  Sat Feb 14 20:16:28 +0000 2009
• @euzie [hand over ears] LA LA LA LA LA LA LA. Would like Hollywood to stop shitting on my nerdy adolescence. They'll be remaking Tron next.
  Sat Feb 14 20:10:08 +0000 2009
• @euzie Just the idea of trying to make a film of Watchmen is already "too much"
  Sat Feb 14 17:24:07 +0000 2009
• @curious_debs True, it's contemptuous of both sexes. Women are shallow consumerist fantasists, men are their vapid accessories. So charming.
  Sat Feb 14 17:06:18 +0000 2009
• Rudy is pretending to be "Only One Kenobi"
  Sat Feb 14 09:49:37 +0000 2009
• @yezzer SATC is actually horribly misogynistic. But try telling that to any of it's fans.
  Sat Feb 14 09:39:10 +0000 2009
• @edsilv According to the Sex and the City film, women don't care about brains anymore, they just need huge walk-in wardrobes.
  Sat Feb 14 09:25:49 +0000 2009
• Is that our phone ringing, or is it on the telly?
  Fri Feb 13 13:22:05 +0000 2009
• Croydon Ikea Car Park in heavy sleet - can you imagine anything more beautiful?
  Thu Feb 12 23:16:37 +0000 2009
• @niqui Have you noticed that 95% of multimedia nerds are men too? Some correlation perhaps?
  Wed Feb 11 14:56:59 +0000 2009
• (That's a lot of shit)
  Tue Feb 10 16:08:40 +0000 2009
• Track 10: Shit and Shine - Shit No! (Shit and Shine) (p) and © 2008 Shit and Shine. Licensed c/o Shit and Shine myspace.com/shitandshine
  Tue Feb 10 16:08:23 +0000 2009
• @CulturalSnow Don't get me started on Andie MacDowell ...
  Tue Feb 10 14:25:06 +0000 2009
• @yezzer Clear the way for the Agalmic Economy. Our possessions suddenly become worthless, but our reputations are worth a fortune.
  Tue Feb 10 14:19:55 +0000 2009
• Those algorithmically generated flowers I was talking about - http://abandonedart.org/?p=278
  Tue Feb 10 12:37:40 +0000 2009
• Reiterating @edsilv, one thing Twitter teaches you is that the lives of your mates are so much more interesting than your fave celebs.
  Mon Feb 09 09:04:13 +0000 2009
• 3yr old is singing "text the nation" jingle to me. Very cute. "But I'm using email, is that a problem?"
  Mon Feb 09 08:57:23 +0000 2009
• "It makes me sick to see people who don't have what I've got. Knowing that they have qualities, too." [wipes tear from eye]
  Sun Feb 08 20:45:27 +0000 2009
• Just saw "JCVD" - Jean Claude can now add pretentiousness to his long list of crimes.
  Sun Feb 08 20:42:47 +0000 2009
• (Which was also the opening track on the second Fun Boy Three album, pop pickers - http://tinyurl.com/avdkqg )
  Sun Feb 08 13:08:50 +0000 2009
• @christt Bet he wishes he played Miss Marple instead, now THAT was a theme tune - http://tinyurl.com/b5hq6j
  Sun Feb 08 13:02:29 +0000 2009
• @yezzer Wasn't that an ill-advised Bowie "project" from the late eighties?
  Sat Feb 07 18:39:55 +0000 2009
• Time taken to connect my Mac to new wifi printer - 5 mins. Time taken to connect Deb's PC to same device ... [2hrs and still counting]
  Sat Feb 07 18:31:18 +0000 2009
• @wolfl Hehe. Evidently, too much left hemisphere and one's maths goes right out the window. Realignment in process.
  Sat Feb 07 17:43:38 +0000 2009
• @CassiaB Telling blokes they are right tends to be a good strategy too.
  Sat Feb 07 17:42:27 +0000 2009
• @antikewl It's always wise to compliment a lady's hair ;)
  Sat Feb 07 11:31:07 +0000 2009
• @paulrobertlloyd I'm toying with some http://abandonedart.org stuff, with the resolution turned up to 11. Might try some prints.
  Sat Feb 07 11:27:50 +0000 2009
• @surferosa Well I can hardly call it "working". I'm on paternity leave until March, so everything comes under the heading "leisure" now.
  Sat Feb 07 11:26:13 +0000 2009
• Working at 600dpi. Which is exactly 525 outside of my comfort zone.
  Sat Feb 07 10:08:32 +0000 2009
• Regretfully deciding to stop following @stephenfry now. Signal to noise ratio not good.
  Sat Feb 07 09:22:56 +0000 2009
• @yezzer If you like horny vampires (don't we all) you'll like "True Blood". And you haven't done "The Wire" yet either have you?
  Thu Feb 05 19:27:21 +0000 2009
• Apart from the massive bulge in @curious_debs jumper obviously.
  Thu Feb 05 16:06:29 +0000 2009
• Starting paternity leave tomorrow, but no sign of baby yet.
  Thu Feb 05 16:05:30 +0000 2009
• @jasonryan Top washed up talent sighting. Did I ever tell you about the time Dolph Lungren stole @curious_debs toast?
  Thu Feb 05 15:04:14 +0000 2009
• Non-paying clients doing my head in. Feeling a lot more "bullets" than "zen" today.
  Thu Feb 05 13:49:32 +0000 2009
• RT @curious_debs Phil the cook on This Morning to Phil Schofield - "Twitter ... you need to get out more!"
  Thu Feb 05 11:31:51 +0000 2009
• @leegarfield Is "dog-breeder" the australian equivalent of "mother-fucker"?
  Thu Feb 05 11:05:40 +0000 2009
• Listening to John Peel broadcasting from the grave, c/o http://theperfumedgarden.blogspot.com/
  Thu Feb 05 09:32:38 +0000 2009
• In The Post: New Rough Trade Counter Culture Compilation. Yay. That might stop me moaning for a bit (@curious_debs thanks honey)
  Wed Feb 04 12:07:31 +0000 2009
• RT @Schofe On the show today Lord Winston, Imelda Staunton, Dr Chris and music from the legend that is James Taylor. SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME
  Wed Feb 04 10:12:23 +0000 2009
• @leifkendall And follow @Schofe ?
  Wed Feb 04 10:10:06 +0000 2009
• ... while happily singing along to Dido at the top of my voice.
  Wed Feb 04 10:04:46 +0000 2009
• If I had simpler tastes I wouldn't waste so much time keeping up with obscure bands/films etc. Then I might get round to fixing that blind.
  Wed Feb 04 10:00:10 +0000 2009
• @Lottiecakes Go easy. She's but a sequined-shorted fish in a mockney nepotistic barrel.
  Mon Feb 02 16:38:40 +0000 2009
• @christt Yup, sorted. Cheers chris.
  Mon Feb 02 14:53:05 +0000 2009
• Factoid for anyone with The Snowman theme stuck in their heads today - the original was sung by a kid called Peter Auty, not Aled Jones
  Mon Feb 02 13:27:43 +0000 2009
• It's Lunchtime, and there are two excited kiddiwinks downstairs. I feel a snowman coming on.
  Mon Feb 02 13:26:11 +0000 2009
• Thanks, thanks all, in mere seconds I now have a veritable deluge of spotify invites.
  Mon Feb 02 09:58:12 +0000 2009
• Would quite like a spotify invite too, if any are going ...
  Mon Feb 02 09:51:50 +0000 2009
• Really hoping @curious_debs doesn't go into labour today.
  Mon Feb 02 09:36:07 +0000 2009
• Dear Britain. You are pathetic. Love, Matt
  Mon Feb 02 09:33:28 +0000 2009
• Just had my guitar playing described as "disgusting".
  Sun Feb 01 13:46:35 +0000 2009
• Making software generated flowers in time for Valentines Day. That's how cheap I am.
  Sat Jan 31 16:55:36 +0000 2009
• Looking forward to entertaining @rifa and @christt this weekend. Always a pleasure.
  Fri Jan 30 16:15:57 +0000 2009
• ArrrrrrGHHHHHH. Big client who owe me lots of money announce administration on same day court rules for them to cough up what they owe me.
  Fri Jan 30 12:30:57 +0000 2009
• @Lottiecakes @surferosa 29th Jan 2009 was clearly the day Wton Girls High class of 1993 discovered Twitter.
  Thu Jan 29 19:25:13 +0000 2009
• "There’s a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets..." Enjoying http://tinyurl.com/dghssu (my bday present from Yan Fit Pixels)
  Thu Jan 29 15:22:11 +0000 2009
• @euzie You forget I don't actually live IN Brighton now. We have absconded to our hilltop retreat.
  Thu Jan 29 13:56:53 +0000 2009
• @loothi Yay to films that end horribly: Old Boy, The Mist, Audition, Dancer in The Dark, The Orphanage, Betty Blue. More misery, more ...
  Thu Jan 29 12:33:01 +0000 2009
• @krisskross Wow, is the ginger one in Girls Aloud REALLY that pale?
  Thu Jan 29 12:03:21 +0000 2009
• Thanks all for the BE recommendations (which seem to be the consensus) - but they don't cover my bloody area :( Are there any others?
  Thu Jan 29 10:22:19 +0000 2009
• @stef Great new word to try - "NO". I'm currently in the process of shutting down all my commitments for the next month or two.
  Thu Jan 29 09:40:21 +0000 2009
• I need to change my home broadband. Any recommendations or anti-recommendations twitterfolk?
  Thu Jan 29 09:20:54 +0000 2009
• @euzie Twitter - it's like a Twestival, but online.
  Wed Jan 28 11:24:35 +0000 2009
• @flashbrighton Fun night. And cheers for the bday cake.
  Wed Jan 28 10:49:29 +0000 2009
• @stef Congrat stef. Congrats both of you. Lets see some pics so we can *all* get a bit teary eyed ...
  Tue Jan 27 23:55:42 +0000 2009
• @rifa We're working our way through the vampire porn at the moment too. And liking it.
  Tue Jan 27 14:27:27 +0000 2009
• @sebleedelisle Hah, cheers mate. The Werks doesn't quite have the atmos. Although s'pose I could have suggested everyone bring lava lamps.
  Tue Jan 27 12:10:01 +0000 2009
• @yezzer Cheers. Wish I could invite more people to my birthday "party" tonight.
  Tue Jan 27 11:51:50 +0000 2009
• @joshr is giving me his "come to bed" look, I swear.
  Tue Jan 27 11:50:38 +0000 2009
• @curious_debs every day is a VIRTUAL twestival.
  Mon Jan 26 17:49:36 +0000 2009
• @yezzer @niqui Twestival?! WTF?! Is there a similar event to bring together users of Outlook Express?
  Mon Jan 26 17:12:58 +0000 2009
• @christt ... and hi Chris too
  Mon Jan 26 17:00:28 +0000 2009
• @rifa welcome to Twitter!
  Mon Jan 26 16:59:31 +0000 2009
• Yay, finger pointing: http://tinyurl.com/bwrl8l A list of rich people for us to blame the recession on.
  Mon Jan 26 13:52:50 +0000 2009
• @jokigenki The Rock's "acting" alone is comedy gold. The scene where he is freaked out by the shooting floors me every time.
  Mon Jan 26 12:25:01 +0000 2009
• Prob not as many LOLs as "Southland Tales", but with "Lars" I was laughing where I was meant to, rather than just laughing AT it.
  Mon Jan 26 12:18:16 +0000 2009
• Saw http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805564/ last night. Highly recommended if you like uncomfortable comedy.
  Mon Jan 26 12:14:15 +0000 2009
• Feeling like a man trapped in a man's body.
  Sun Jan 25 10:58:28 +0000 2009
• @richtextformat @yezzer seconded. Dungeness is wonderful. Like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, or the byproduct of a grand Tesla experiment.
  Sat Jan 24 20:46:00 +0000 2009
• Damn you iTunes shuffle. I've got one U2 song amongst my 8000 tracks, ONE, and you have managed to find it.
  Fri Jan 23 17:09:34 +0000 2009
• @charltonbrooker Is Twitter over already? The day the cynical TV journos get on board with something is usually when everyone else gets off.
  Fri Jan 23 16:58:09 +0000 2009
• Writing my @flashbrighton presentation for next week. - http://upcoming.yahoo.com/event/1507796/
  Fri Jan 23 13:37:39 +0000 2009
• Worried that tonights debut meeting of the Brighton Robotic Society could be the first step toward Robo-Armageddon. http://tr.im/bscp
  Thu Jan 22 18:20:49 +0000 2009
• @curious_debs to Rudy: "Will you look after me when I'm old?". Rudy to @curious_debs: "You're already old".
  Thu Jan 22 12:29:00 +0000 2009
• Starting the day with some Fields of the Nephilim. It feels like it's going to be one of those type of days.
  Thu Jan 22 09:49:30 +0000 2009
• @sebleedelisle Your last tweet was the first sentence I am confident I have fully understood in the last half hour.
  Tue Jan 20 21:27:36 +0000 2009
• @yezzer Not sure if you're talking about me, you, or George Galloway.
  Tue Jan 20 17:55:59 +0000 2009
• @yezzer British politics has been in decline ever since George Galloway appeared on Big Brother.
  Tue Jan 20 17:41:48 +0000 2009
• Great set Barack, but really not sure about your choice of support act - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Warren
  Tue Jan 20 17:35:51 +0000 2009
• Is it possible to be both pro-science and pro-right wing evangelists?
  Tue Jan 20 17:19:34 +0000 2009
• Taken laptop downstairs so I can watch the inauguration. Big guy is on in a few mins.
  Tue Jan 20 16:57:50 +0000 2009
• Yay, the final day of the Bush regime. We should all invade our nearest oil-producing country in honour.
  Tue Jan 20 09:29:35 +0000 2009
• Looking for something lastfm-ish to embed a tiny playlist player into one of my webpages. Something diddy. (Not P-diddy). Any suggestions?
  Mon Jan 19 20:26:04 +0000 2009
• @yezzer Wondering if @fleecie will be able to capture the celebratory air in his @flashbrighton presentation.
  Mon Jan 19 18:16:07 +0000 2009
• Feeling the seconds of my life tick away as I debug some Flex. Procrastinating by thinking up new synonyms for "procrastination".
  Mon Jan 19 16:51:39 +0000 2009
• Making up songs with the boy. Channeling my inner Brian Cant.
  Sun Jan 18 14:38:06 +0000 2009
• The sun is shining. I've forgotten what people are meant to do when the sun shines. Should I take all my clothes off and run outside?
  Sat Jan 17 13:22:20 +0000 2009
• Staring at long list of [NOT MY CLIENT]s films while I wait for an upload and thinking [NOT MY CLIENT] haven't half done some shit.
  Fri Jan 16 16:01:42 +0000 2009
• @sebleedelisle Believe me, tight is better than losing it in the North Laine while shopping (I bought a smaller one second time).
  Fri Jan 16 14:49:13 +0000 2009
• @sebleedelisle Psychosomatic?
  Fri Jan 16 14:41:36 +0000 2009
• @euzie I heartily recommend http://www.hostingbegins.com/ (mention I referred you)
  Fri Jan 16 11:56:38 +0000 2009
• Nervous wreck. Can't wait another three/four weeks for my new baby. I want him out NOW.
  Thu Jan 15 10:44:06 +0000 2009
• @leifkendall The sinister version: Write your Autobiography before someone else writes it for you - http://zenbullets.com/blog/?p=169
  Wed Jan 14 12:28:04 +0000 2009
• @alexfarran But they're not the iPhone are they? There's only 1 groovy consumer gadget of the mo. It's all my clients are asking for anyway.
  Wed Jan 14 11:32:07 +0000 2009
• Objective-C is one of the ugliest languages I have ever seen, but (@alexfarran) how else does one develop for the iPhone right now?
  Wed Jan 14 11:13:40 +0000 2009
• Rediscovering PJ Harvey. Forgotten how good she was.
  Wed Jan 14 11:11:11 +0000 2009
• Seems like the whole world is learning Objective-C at the mo. 2009 is clearly going to be the year of the iPhone app.
  Wed Jan 14 11:05:23 +0000 2009
• @shardcore Jeff Minter, Matthew Smith, Mel Croucher, Lloyd Mangram. Actually, I have no idea what any of these look like, then or now.
  Tue Jan 13 20:34:23 +0000 2009
• @jasonryan How long before Ruby can kick her dad's arse?
  Sun Jan 11 12:02:10 +0000 2009
• Putting favourite toys on the top shelf as a punishment. And feeling like an utter shit for doing it.
  Sun Jan 11 10:37:04 +0000 2009
• Iggy Pop is advertising insurance, John Lydon is advertising butter. Half expecting to see Morrissey in a Pizza Hut advert next.
  Sun Jan 11 10:36:03 +0000 2009
• RT @bit101 great source of avatar pics: http://www.sexypeople-blog.com/
  Fri Jan 09 16:50:28 +0000 2009
• @TheHalifax A Twitter welcome to one of the UKs finest purveyors of misery.
  Fri Jan 09 16:33:46 +0000 2009
• Ajax is a piece of piss really, isn't it?
  Fri Jan 09 15:56:14 +0000 2009
• @curious_debs shhhh, he's probably sleeping it off by now.
  Fri Jan 09 15:51:14 +0000 2009
• Feeling all positive and optimistic about the possibilities of the year ahead. I am clearly using someone elses brain today.
  Fri Jan 09 15:30:08 +0000 2009
• @leegarfield Alone in my home office, cold and bored at 3pm. Hope you're VERY HAPPY.
  Fri Jan 09 15:02:52 +0000 2009
• Just bought 3 Stewart Little DVDS, rather than have to explain how things seen on telly over xmas cannot always be viewed again on demand.
  Thu Jan 08 14:21:53 +0000 2009
• I have a living room full of beautiful ladies all toasting @curious_debs on the occasion of her birthday. Which is why I am hiding upstairs.
  Wed Jan 07 21:38:49 +0000 2009
• @antikewl M'okay, exception noted. Would you be able to theorise why we don't get any designers coming to @flashbrighton then.
  Wed Jan 07 12:24:00 +0000 2009
• Put forward @flashbrighton last night: only coders use twitter, designers all use facebook. Is this a valid conjecture?
  Wed Jan 07 12:16:35 +0000 2009
• Doing cack-handed video editing to the sound of Fuck Buttons. Such a lovely name for a band.
  Tue Jan 06 11:17:16 +0000 2009
• RT @matski_98 "Daily Mail doesn't get Twitter shock" - http://tinyurl.com/77ganh
  Mon Jan 05 13:10:21 +0000 2009
• Little groovy break. Now back to work.
  Mon Jan 05 09:44:07 +0000 2009
• Going ahhhhh at Verne Troyer struggling with his suitcase on Celeb Big Bro, then realising I've just considered a 40yr old man as "cute".
  Sat Jan 03 13:01:18 +0000 2009
• Realising, for the first time, that Friendly Fires and Fleet Foxes are two separate bands.
  Fri Jan 02 22:43:54 +0000 2009
• @flight404 In 2012 the Mayans are predicting a beginning too, not just an end. I'd expect a whole new flavour of shit.
  Thu Jan 01 08:52:26 +0000 2009
• Watching it again, I STILL don't get that (superfluous?) final scene of No Country For Old Men. It's great up until that point.
  Thu Jan 01 08:48:25 +0000 2009
• @leegarfield welcome to Twitter, and happy 2009 mate.
  Thu Jan 01 08:30:08 +0000 2009
• New Year greetings have been coming in from distant lands all day. But now it's 2009 Greenwich Mean Time. And Greenwich MEANS time.
  Thu Jan 01 01:19:11 +0000 2009
• @ikostar I could have phrased that better perhaps. We lived upstairs from this lovely chap: http://tinyurl.com/92zrnh
  Tue Dec 30 11:30:23 +0000 2008
• @aral @sebleedelisle In 2003 we had a girl murdered in the flat below us - Brighton is a v.seedy place if you scratch the surface a little.
  Tue Dec 30 11:23:59 +0000 2008
• ... MIA: Paper Planes, PhotoShop Disasters, Adam and Joe's Quantum of Solace Themes, Jonathan Harris @ FOTB, and The Umbrella Academy.
  Tue Dec 30 11:16:13 +0000 2008
• ... Ane Brun @ The Duke Of Yorks, There Will Be Blood, Glasvegas, Kung Fu Panda, Crystal Castles, Built To Spill @ Koko, The Joy Formidable
  Tue Dec 30 11:04:06 +0000 2008
• Some cultural highlights of 2008: Portishead's Third, The Orphanage, @stephenfry's podgrams, Ida Maria, The Dark Knight ...
  Tue Dec 30 11:00:37 +0000 2008
• Wondering if, post Mamma Mia, we might get the David Lynch musical I have dreamed of.
  Mon Dec 29 10:44:18 +0000 2008
• Proof that I do my best work while drunk. http://www.creativeapplications.net/ pick up on one of my happy accidents.
  Tue Dec 23 13:06:39 +0000 2008
• Racking my brains to think of expensive tax deductable goodies I might need.
  Tue Dec 23 11:04:29 +0000 2008
• @racheldorman Know exactly what you mean (looking at you @curious_debs )
  Tue Dec 23 10:34:13 +0000 2008
• Katy Perry is, for me, the embodiment of all that is wrong with the world.
  Fri Dec 19 10:33:04 +0000 2008
• @jokigenki Ha. It was the project that ran off (with itself), not me :)
  Thu Dec 18 17:20:33 +0000 2008
• Back to Brighton tomorrow. Can't wait to hug my boy, kiss my girl, and have a shave. I expect I'll do them in that order too.
  Thu Dec 18 16:16:00 +0000 2008
• Getting my geek on with Objectable-C and the iPhone. Brain hurting. Old dog not liking new tricks.
  Thu Dec 18 15:46:40 +0000 2008
• Just seen myself on YouTube. Criiiiiiiiinge. I'm so much better in ascii than I am in the flesh.
  Wed Dec 17 13:36:12 +0000 2008
• The number of units of "Mamma Mia" shifted this xmas - doesn't bear thinking about.
  Mon Dec 15 14:38:33 +0000 2008
• Xmas shopping in the Bullring made me feel like country mouse in the big city.
  Mon Dec 15 14:37:40 +0000 2008
• Hey GenArt fans - pre-xmas clearout means that http://abandonedart.org/ is going to go daily over the festive period.
  Mon Dec 15 12:44:19 +0000 2008
• @edevries The perfect gift idea for the geek who has everything.
  Mon Dec 15 12:39:47 +0000 2008
• In Brum for a week of luddite zen. Staying in a town centre "luxury apartment" with no TV and no internet, miles from wife and child.
  Mon Dec 15 12:17:27 +0000 2008
• Enjoying Close Encounters of The Third Kind for what is probably my 30th time or so. Whatever happened to Teri Garr?
  Sat Dec 13 17:31:54 +0000 2008
• Stumbled across this while googling. This what the Brighton New Media scene looked like in 2004: http://tinyurl.com/5chldb
  Fri Dec 12 23:17:05 +0000 2008
• And apologies to the lovely Futurlab people for showing up to their do pissed, and then leaving after about 15 mins. Classy, I know.
  Fri Dec 12 11:39:46 +0000 2008
• Mid-morning, still hungover. The free bar at the CogApp party last night was a pleasant surprise.
  Fri Dec 12 11:37:44 +0000 2008
• @leifkendall Yes, by "cottaging" I meant shifty-eyed men out looking for small houses.
  Wed Dec 10 14:59:46 +0000 2008
• Can't believe there are gentlemen out cottaging on Dukes' Mound in this weather. Have to admire their dedication. Don't they have jobs?
  Wed Dec 10 14:38:43 +0000 2008
• @CulturalSnow James Blunt, surely.
  Wed Dec 10 13:00:26 +0000 2008
• @euzie I am indeed heavy with child. Although not as heavy as @curious_debs obv. I'm only carrying the weight of responsibility
  Wed Dec 10 11:57:01 +0000 2008
• (@yezzer) What a remarkably good YEAR! - got married, quit my job, got pregnant, won an award and cleared my name of major drugs charges.
  Wed Dec 10 11:21:26 +0000 2008
• The recession could be deeper than feared. Soon my house will be worth exactly one house.
  Tue Dec 09 13:04:42 +0000 2008
• There are something like 200 people coming to the Flash Brighton meet tonight. That's insane.
  Tue Dec 09 11:02:38 +0000 2008
• What has happened to Nicole Kidman's face?
  Mon Dec 08 22:58:48 +0000 2008
• Paranoid that my spam filter has achieved sentience and is deliberately messing with me.
  Mon Dec 08 13:07:47 +0000 2008
• Wonderful tech demo - http://vimeo.com/1807754 Zen Doom?
  Mon Dec 08 10:03:10 +0000 2008
• Both excited and trepidatious hearing about the proposed sequel to Repo Man. http://tinyurl.com/5z89hu
  Sat Dec 06 12:54:54 +0000 2008
• @yezzer Be sure to start gently on the upper lobes, then work up. You wouldn't want a strained lexicon over xmas.
  Wed Dec 03 11:05:37 +0000 2008
• @yezzer With a list of excuses like that for not going out the house, imagine how many you'll have for not going to the gym.
  Wed Dec 03 10:38:04 +0000 2008
• @aeioux What are you planning? Not sure I trust you with my unborn child :)
  Wed Dec 03 10:24:00 +0000 2008
• @Stellardog Is that you Becca?
  Wed Dec 03 10:11:29 +0000 2008
• Someone please offer me a decent chunk of work for January. I don't want to have to take this Bham contract. :(
  Wed Dec 03 10:10:33 +0000 2008
• Wondering if "axxo" is an echelon trigger word.
  Tue Dec 02 21:04:36 +0000 2008
• @paulrobertlloyd Cheers. Not really sure what use a writing award is to a coder, but still chuffed nevertheless.
  Tue Dec 02 21:03:55 +0000 2008
• After the surprise award last week, hits on my blog have been *falling*. http://www.zenbullets.com is clearly soooooo last week.
  Tue Dec 02 20:07:13 +0000 2008
• @curious_debs Dear firstborn, we are sorry to inform you that, due to the current economic climate, xmas is being outsourced to India.
  Mon Dec 01 11:21:51 +0000 2008
• @yezzer Can I pop over and have my photo taken with it? :)
  Sun Nov 30 20:40:31 +0000 2008
• Actually slightly choked up over LittleLoud's BAFTA. Utterly fantastic news for a grey Sunday. Go @yezzer ! http://snipurl.com/6yty1
  Sun Nov 30 20:25:43 +0000 2008
• @stuartlamour Yay Stu. Congrats on winning the *other* blog award :) Anyone else won an award last night I don't know about yet?
  Fri Nov 28 14:17:25 +0000 2008
• @yezzer BIMA! BIMA! What category did you win?
  Fri Nov 28 09:26:37 +0000 2008
• @tomnixon, @rosiesherry, @j4mie Cheers folks. Still doesn't mean I'm a 'real' writer though does it?
  Fri Nov 28 09:25:48 +0000 2008
• @mikehadlow Good luck tonight.
  Thu Nov 27 17:05:42 +0000 2008
• @scipmark Wow. It's been a while since I set foot in a church. There's a chance I might spontaneously combust.
  Thu Nov 27 16:57:32 +0000 2008
• BIMAs and DiMAS on the same night, making for much confusion. Who's DuMAS idea was that?
  Thu Nov 27 16:29:47 +0000 2008
• @yezzer Good luck at the BIMAs. Bring one home for the team.
  Thu Nov 27 16:27:49 +0000 2008
• Christ, is it only 4.25? Roll on home time and DiMAS. Go @flashbrighton.
  Thu Nov 27 16:26:55 +0000 2008
• @fleecie is the "pureMVC burlesque jazz" market taking off?
  Thu Nov 27 10:43:56 +0000 2008
• Sacking a client. Feels. So. Good. but worried about getting paid now.
  Thu Nov 27 10:29:34 +0000 2008
• @aeioux Which also happens to be the eight weeks I am in Brum. Coincidink?
  Wed Nov 26 16:37:34 +0000 2008
• @euzie First I heard of it, but yeah I'll be in town so count me in. Are you seeing Scroobius at Walsall Library? (£2 or £3 with lib card)
  Wed Nov 26 15:47:57 +0000 2008
• Wolf is returning to Gladiators. I hope he returns to advertising West Midlands bus travel cards too.
  Wed Nov 26 11:19:23 +0000 2008
• @euzie So exactly how much do we need to buy Woolies? I've probably got it on me ...
  Wed Nov 26 11:02:09 +0000 2008
• Awww, poor Woolies. Shares down to 1p today, doesn't look good. I predict a rebirth as the posh version of Poundland.
  Wed Nov 26 10:50:34 +0000 2008
• Bit freaked out by lack of email over the weekend. Might turn my spam filter off so I feel more important.
  Mon Nov 24 12:44:12 +0000 2008
• Hope all you young pups are enjoying your friday nights, while I'm still bloody working (and still will be at 2am, if I want a weekend)
  Fri Nov 21 21:21:56 +0000 2008
• @j4mie @richtextformat Cheers guys. Two months of posting and FINALLY someone likes one of them. :)
  Fri Nov 21 20:30:55 +0000 2008
• RT @stuartlamour http://icanhaz.com/hat4matt Very proud to have my likeness used for a scary ski-mask.
  Fri Nov 21 13:58:27 +0000 2008
• Where have I left my bloody hat this time? Being a scatter-brained dolt is costing me a fortune these days.
  Fri Nov 21 09:42:37 +0000 2008
• @euzie whatcho got so far?
  Thu Nov 20 15:24:13 +0000 2008
• @flashbrighton will Chris Allen be able to see us? Or can we make faces.
  Thu Nov 20 14:26:51 +0000 2008
• @euzie It's a good question. A very good question.
  Wed Nov 19 14:58:43 +0000 2008
• @fleecie oh but you're a pro. According to TV rollerblading is something any lady should be able to do, whatever the time of month.
  Wed Nov 19 14:50:53 +0000 2008
• Bright, crisp, still, clear and sunny - great day to be by the sea. Wondering if I'm too old for rollerblading.
  Wed Nov 19 14:40:25 +0000 2008
• But would also mean Woody Allen's "Love and Death" is a masterpiece. Which it is.
  Wed Nov 19 13:04:08 +0000 2008
• @richtextformat You can't really say Wall-E is better because the film that inspired it is better. That logic would make Tarantino a genius.
  Wed Nov 19 13:03:25 +0000 2008
• "Kung Fu Panda" vs "Wall-E". The Panda wins every time, whatever the context.
  Wed Nov 19 12:00:19 +0000 2008
• @paulsilver Do you require two years worth of accounts to judge freelancer of the year? If not, could you talk to my bank ...
  Tue Nov 18 13:15:46 +0000 2008
• Shuffle throws up French Disko, Matt momentarily transported somewhere nice.
  Tue Nov 18 12:30:04 +0000 2008
• Last minute batch audio job hell. Waving goodbye to next weekend already, and it's only Tuesday.
  Tue Nov 18 11:29:36 +0000 2008
• @fleecie LOL @richtextformat I'm betting every single person who received that tweet thought you were talking about them.
  Mon Nov 17 15:50:34 +0000 2008
• @antikewl Welcome back, and belated bday greetings. It's been quiet without you.
  Mon Nov 17 15:39:54 +0000 2008
• All of a sudden I'm fully booked until March 09. And it looks like I will be enjoying a Winterval in Brum this year.
  Thu Nov 13 20:02:50 +0000 2008
• @tomnixon, @willmcinnes, @antikewl et al. Looks like I'm up against NM for a DiMAS award. http://tinyurl.com/6c7e57 Goliath, meet David.
  Thu Nov 13 13:55:37 +0000 2008
• @yezzer Maybe another award nomination will cheer you up? - http://tinyurl.com/6cljg9 LL's going to need a trophy cabinet.
  Thu Nov 13 11:26:56 +0000 2008
• Shocked at losing someone I knew to Malaria - http://tinyurl.com/6oof86
  Wed Nov 12 12:19:17 +0000 2008
• @flashbrighton Everyone's favorite local community group, welcome to Twitter,
  Wed Nov 12 11:01:20 +0000 2008
• Had to google to remember the name - Tony Pritchett. http://tinyurl.com/57cfpj
  Tue Nov 11 16:37:51 +0000 2008
• @paulrobertlloyd No, wasn't the guy who designed it, it was the guy who animated it (forgotten his name). Had great tales of 1982-style CGI
  Tue Nov 11 16:28:44 +0000 2008
• Too busy to tweet at the time, but last week @jokigenki and I met the guy who created the orig Channel 4 anim. http://tinyurl.com/6s2t2g
  Tue Nov 11 16:18:22 +0000 2008
• @paulsilver Don't anger @matski_98, he could turn off the Brighton New Media scene with the flick of a switch, and we'd all be selling rock.
  Tue Nov 11 16:17:41 +0000 2008
• @paulsilver You're right, I was only joshing. I found out a lot about the Mids NuMeeja scene after I wrote this: http://tinyurl.com/674gb7
  Tue Nov 11 15:55:20 +0000 2008
• @fleecie they already are, that's why the offer's so good. And move would mean my boys don't have to grow up with southern accents. :)
  Tue Nov 11 15:43:46 +0000 2008
• @sebleedelisle Like the FlashBrum idea. Reliant on there being another 2+ Flash devs in Brum tho.
  Tue Nov 11 15:41:48 +0000 2008
• Just received a awesome sounding f/t job offer in Birmingham. Seriously tempting. What to do?
  Tue Nov 11 15:30:41 +0000 2008
• It feels so empowering to have got out of my dressing gown before 10am.
  Tue Nov 11 10:26:23 +0000 2008
• @euzie Who do I look to to tell me what I'm allowed to like? Or is that my wife's job now?
  Tue Nov 11 10:25:42 +0000 2008
• Still, four years later, I'm having difficulty adjusting to life without John Peel.
  Tue Nov 11 09:13:38 +0000 2008
• @CrowleysGhost Cheers. Some fine quality nuttery at http://tinyurl.com/6pbpqy
  Mon Nov 10 13:51:53 +0000 2008
• Googling "Obama anti-christ". Nothing good yet, but give it a week ...
  Mon Nov 10 13:35:05 +0000 2008
• @sebleedelise feel flattered? Depends who's doing the stealing. If it's Dr Raj again, go easy on him.
  Mon Nov 10 13:32:38 +0000 2008
• Is Obama the "Pahana", the "lost white brother"? http://tinyurl.com/6xtq5h He's probably as white as a brother gets.
  Sun Nov 09 23:52:06 +0000 2008
• .. The Hopi Indians have long been predicting the end of the "Fourth World" in December 2012. http://tinyurl.com/6ht3fd
  Sun Nov 09 23:48:01 +0000 2008
• Obama's presidency heralds the start of the "Fourth Republic". http://tinyurl.com/5ay964 But by the end of his first term ...
  Sun Nov 09 23:46:52 +0000 2008
• @sophystar What an excellent idea, that's my Sat evening sorted (I'm currently midway through series 3).
  Sat Nov 08 22:22:56 +0000 2008
• Starting to care about the footy, because Wolves are winning and West Brom are losing. I promise I will mention it no more in this medium.
  Sat Nov 08 22:20:03 +0000 2008
• Perhaps it's because coffee and cigarettes are of similar temperature, while tea and biscuits are not. Hence the need for dunking.
  Fri Nov 07 20:38:09 +0000 2008
• @jokigenki @paulsilver Surely the kinetic energy of the dunking process gets converted to heat, and so delays the tea drinking further.
  Fri Nov 07 20:33:27 +0000 2008
• Coffee and cigarettes work together, as a combo. But with tea and biscuits, the biscuits are usually eaten before the tea has cooled.
  Fri Nov 07 15:45:05 +0000 2008
• Still not exactly clear on what a "hockey mom" is. Great name for a band though.
  Thu Nov 06 15:14:23 +0000 2008
• Wondering is this is the end of the Sarah Palin story. Or only the beginning ...
  Thu Nov 06 15:12:43 +0000 2008
• I'm no nearer to working out the meaning of existence, but I'm pretty sure it hasn't got anything to do with making websites.
  Thu Nov 06 10:09:45 +0000 2008
• Well done America. Now stop invading countries and we can start liking you again.
  Wed Nov 05 09:44:39 +0000 2008
• @yezzer Bradley effect. http://tinyurl.com/yu8g39
  Mon Nov 03 16:11:39 +0000 2008
• @niqui Go easy on the drugs dear. Not good for the metabolism.
  Wed Oct 29 22:35:50 +0000 2008
• @antikewl (with apologies to everyone else) What's the difference between Jamie Oliver and a ten mile run? One's a pant in the country ...
  Wed Oct 29 17:30:51 +0000 2008
• Taking a trip back to 1989 tomorrow - Jesus Jones and The Wonderstuff (the 2 left who aren't dead) at the Bham Hummingbird. Nostalgtastic.
  Wed Oct 29 11:54:52 +0000 2008
• Only 32 years until I reach retirement age, which is approx 8000 working days. One less by the end of today
  Wed Oct 29 11:43:29 +0000 2008
• @yezzer will you let me come round and polish it? @sebleedelisle can I come and polish your fake one in the meantime?
  Tue Oct 28 13:00:57 +0000 2008
• @yezzer Goddamn you. You KNOW I want a BAFTA.
  Tue Oct 28 12:23:26 +0000 2008
• @sebleedelisle @niqui BBC Jam stole approx two years of my working life. Who do you want me to punch to make things better?
  Tue Oct 28 09:53:16 +0000 2008
• @antikewl @barrybloye. Quite looking forward to The Something of Boris. Hope it's as fun as the last one.
  Fri Oct 24 12:42:35 +0000 2008
• @jameswragg Cliff's "Wired for Sound" perchance?
  Fri Oct 24 10:05:29 +0000 2008
• For anyone with Flash related blogs - my actionscripter.co.uk blog's traffic has pretty much doubled since being added to Adobe feeds.
  Fri Oct 24 08:55:45 +0000 2008
• Both Adam's and Joe's theme tunes for Quantum of Solace are soooo much better than the official one.
  Fri Oct 24 08:24:05 +0000 2008
• @aeioux MashupindaArea. Either I'm not parsing your sarcasm, or you've never listened to pirate radio. ;)
  Thu Oct 23 14:26:26 +0000 2008
• @CulturalSnow "Twitter" might work well, particularly as my other child is called "HampsterDance".
  Thu Oct 23 11:46:39 +0000 2008
• @CulturalSnow. "Barack" - too topical. Perhaps "Osama" instead?
  Thu Oct 23 11:42:58 +0000 2008
• @empika "John Matrix Pearson" - gotta say I like it all, apart from the "John".
  Thu Oct 23 11:38:39 +0000 2008
• @antikewl What would "Hulk" be short for? "Hulkington"?
  Thu Oct 23 09:55:11 +0000 2008
• @antikewl You don't know how close our firstborn came to being named "Thor". Seriously.
  Thu Oct 23 09:54:42 +0000 2008
• Dear Twitterverse. Baby name suggestions for my pending second-born (a boy) would be most welcome.
  Thu Oct 23 09:27:23 +0000 2008
• pointing and laughing @CulturalSnow. That's Keith Chegwin's sister you're talking about.
  Wed Oct 22 11:42:03 +0000 2008
• @rosiesherry book Slade?
  Mon Oct 20 13:37:51 +0000 2008
• @racheldorman Do they even sell cats in Boots?
  Mon Oct 20 11:48:44 +0000 2008
• Barely able to turn my neck due to RSI. Wondering if this is how Batman feels when in costume.
  Mon Oct 20 10:05:44 +0000 2008
• Nesting instinct is kicking in, which can only mean a trip to B&Q is in my near future.
  Sat Oct 18 19:25:43 +0000 2008
• Staring at the sea. Staring at the sand. Staring down the barrel at the arab on the ground.
  Fri Oct 17 15:41:55 +0000 2008
• I've really tried to like My Chemical Romance. Gerard Way is a great comic book writer, but his band is awful.
  Thu Oct 16 10:25:21 +0000 2008
• I need some new swear-words.
  Tue Oct 14 14:34:44 +0000 2008
• @richtextformat What's the point of a Design Pattern with such a learning curve? Aren't DP's meant to be a common language.
  Tue Oct 14 08:50:16 +0000 2008
• @ralff Freefall element? Does this mean we should be going "wheeeeeeeee!" as we watch the value of our houses fall? :)
  Fri Oct 10 15:48:30 +0000 2008
• @yezzer why does it fascinate you? Watching the markets is like watching the weather - nice patterns occasionally, but mostly boring.
  Fri Oct 10 14:04:44 +0000 2008
• @stephenfry While it's an honour to be followed by your good self, I suspect you're going to have difficulty following me and 3000 others.
  Fri Oct 10 13:49:42 +0000 2008
• My boy starts school next Sept. I'm having difficulty with the idea of other people having an influence on his thoughts and opinions.
  Fri Oct 10 13:42:17 +0000 2008
• @CulturalSnow Godel in a nutshell: We cannot prove 2+2 always =4. Any system above a basic level of sophistication will always be flawed.
  Thu Oct 09 08:56:05 +0000 2008
• @CulturalSnow You need "Godel, Escher and Bach" by Douglas Hofstadter. It's Godel made fun.
  Thu Oct 09 08:45:30 +0000 2008
• They're giving away New Order's "Power Corruption and Lies" with The Times this week.
  Wed Oct 08 15:22:17 +0000 2008
• Caught a whiff of CKOne on the tube today and was briefly transported back to the late nineties.
  Wed Oct 08 11:22:51 +0000 2008
• Evangelists are the sitting ducks of comedy, but this is priceless: http://tinyurl.com/5o4asq
  Tue Oct 07 11:08:10 +0000 2008
• Why do we teach children the dangers of capitalism (Scrooge McDuck et) before we send them out to get shafted while trying to make a living?
  Mon Oct 06 11:21:24 +0000 2008
• Just had FIVE overdue invoices paid in the space of a week. I'm rich, RICH I tell you. (well for this week at least)
  Mon Oct 06 08:43:14 +0000 2008
• Some bloke round the corner from me cut his arm off with a chainsaw on Monday.
  Thu Oct 02 09:09:50 +0000 2008
• @sebleedelisle Enough people at your sesh today? Are you booking Wembley for the next one?
  Wed Oct 01 17:42:03 +0000 2008
• Seeing Jonathan Harris's talk at FOTB just made my week. http://tinyurl.com/4wdkmu
  Wed Oct 01 17:34:01 +0000 2008
• @bit101 I heard it as a call to arms, rather than a bashing. You don't think it's possible to make emotionally resonant generative art?
  Wed Oct 01 17:29:00 +0000 2008
• Saying that, James Patterson last night, and Jeremy Thorpe this morning were both pretty "Wow". And we've Robert Hodgin in an hour or two.
  Tue Sep 30 17:25:47 +0000 2008
• At FOTB. Inspired, but not in the usual "Wow, I could never do that" way, more in a "shit, I could have made that waaaay more interesting".
  Tue Sep 30 17:14:51 +0000 2008
• The White Stripes appear to be slowly morphing into Haysi Fantayzee
  Sun Sep 28 08:14:11 +0000 2008
• Avoiding Brighton today, because of FatBoy Slim. What is this, 1999? And can't he peddle his dated crap in Portslade, where he lives.
  Sat Sep 27 13:16:14 +0000 2008
• Ironing my conference underpants, for a welcome spell away from my desk next week.
  Fri Sep 26 15:14:56 +0000 2008
• @alexfarran that is one scary graph. The kind of graph that might inspire you to live in a tree and become a Buddhist.
  Fri Sep 26 14:10:21 +0000 2008
• @yezzer Wot @paulsilver said.
  Fri Sep 26 13:51:54 +0000 2008
• @yezzer If you bought a house just before the 90s crash, it would still now be worth twice what you paid for it. http://tinyurl.com/32b4pp
  Fri Sep 26 13:45:35 +0000 2008
• @yezzer You buy a house as a LONG term investment. Short term ups and downs only matter if you are a short term speculator.
  Fri Sep 26 13:28:31 +0000 2008
• What went wrong with Brighton Nudist beach?
  Mon Sep 22 08:46:28 +0000 2008
• It's a fine day. People open windows. They leave their houses, just for a short while.
  Sat Sep 20 11:03:16 +0000 2008
• @matski_98 @jasonryan Got S3 DVD boxset to look forward to at home. Struggling to avoid spoilers on FX.
  Thu Sep 18 11:53:36 +0000 2008
• Actually, I take that back. I quite liked MicroSoft's attempts to win over the Flash Devs with free beer and chips.
  Thu Sep 18 11:24:17 +0000 2008
• @yezzer It's better than MS trying to hijack the FOTB conference, as they have in previous years.
  Thu Sep 18 11:17:06 +0000 2008
• Finished Season 2 of "The Wire" last night. Faith in telly (briefly) restored. Yet to see an episode on my actually telly tho.
  Thu Sep 18 10:26:44 +0000 2008
• Taking my hat off to the "Genius" feature on iTunes. It's almost worth giving Apple my credit card details for.
  Wed Sep 17 09:06:21 +0000 2008
• Loving how every report of the Channel Tunnel fire I have heard feels the need to point out it was at the "French end".
  Fri Sep 12 14:29:05 +0000 2008
• OMG, Nagi Noda has died! http://tinyurl.com/5q7usy Very sad loss. She was the same age as me :(
  Thu Sep 11 08:47:03 +0000 2008
• Wow. Batman comic recalled after sweariness black out fail. http://tinyurl.com/5ve6y8 Beginning to worry about Frank Millar.
  Wed Sep 10 16:54:08 +0000 2008
• http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/ (thanks @stuartlamour)
  Wed Sep 10 15:27:31 +0000 2008
• Unaltered be to appears reality, live gone has collider CERN the.
  Wed Sep 10 10:01:46 +0000 2008
• Hoping the "zodiac killer" case is wrapped up before CERN open the portal to Bizarro World. Was it Jack Tarrance?
  Wed Sep 10 08:39:05 +0000 2008
• I for one welcome our new Skrull overlords: http://tinyurl.com/6d7hwm
  Tue Sep 09 11:18:23 +0000 2008
• Some interesting pixels, patching ancient walls with lego: http://www.janvormann.com/dispatchwork.php
  Mon Sep 08 09:09:56 +0000 2008
• Overheard in the local - old codger trying to explain who Thomas the Tank Engine was: "It's like Starlight Express, but for kids"
  Sat Sep 06 19:35:00 +0000 2008
• The Geri Halliwell diet and workout - you too could have a body like mine. For those who aspire to looking like a weird muscular child.
  Thu Sep 04 11:00:54 +0000 2008
• ASA rules the internet viewable on the iPhone is not quite what everyone else calls the internet - http://tinyurl.com/5woln5
  Fri Aug 29 10:37:23 +0000 2008
• @alexfarran clbuttic!
  Thu Aug 28 16:07:23 +0000 2008
• Playing with particles http://actionscripter.co.uk/blog/?p=146
  Wed Aug 27 21:12:33 +0000 2008
• Delgados vs Phil Collins, I win one at last. I never even knew there was a Power Ballad FM.
  Wed Aug 27 12:52:06 +0000 2008
• The Cure - "Six Different Ways" vs Chicago - "Hard Habit to Break"
  Wed Aug 27 12:26:32 +0000 2008
• Losing a stereo volume battle with the Decorator in the next room. Currently Quickspace - "Obvious" vs. Starship - "Nothing gonna stop us.."
  Wed Aug 27 11:56:19 +0000 2008
• @yezzer Two awards in one week? I hope you're VERY HAPPY. [grumble, grumble, why do I never fkin win anything? ...]
  Tue Aug 26 12:00:34 +0000 2008
• I'm calling this now, before I've seen a single frame: Watchmen WILL NOT WORK as a film. Without the meta-textuality there's not much left.
  Sat Aug 23 09:41:37 +0000 2008
• Wishing the Olympics were truer to their origins - all male, all nude, opening with a sacrifice to Zeus.
  Fri Aug 22 10:55:49 +0000 2008
• @CulturalSnow I'm wondering if the data might make for a disturbing set of Top Trumps
  Fri Aug 22 09:31:22 +0000 2008
• @yezzer Go LittleLoud!
  Fri Aug 22 09:30:06 +0000 2008
• @yezzer There's something you don't hear everyday. Hasn't @racheldorman got her mobile on her?
  Thu Aug 21 15:26:08 +0000 2008
• @sebleedelise The one's with soft bosses at least. Those that still have bosses.
  Thu Aug 21 15:23:55 +0000 2008
• Just got my (comp) FOTB08 ticket, which is even sweeter for being free. Three days of geekspiration to look forward to. Anyone else going?
  Thu Aug 21 14:34:19 +0000 2008
• Sending out some love to @curious_debs, who is carrying my second child, while looking after my first, and doing a splendid job of it.
  Wed Aug 20 11:43:46 +0000 2008
• Poor muxtape. The IRAA can always be relied upon to put a stop to anything innovative. http://www.muxtape.com/
  Wed Aug 20 11:17:56 +0000 2008
• Yesterday I saw The Clock Of The Long Now and Charles Babbage's brain (in a jar). And got a great new client. I'd call that a good day.
  Wed Aug 20 09:28:58 +0000 2008
• WHAT IS IT WITH EVERYONE TODAY. christ.
  Fri Aug 15 13:46:57 +0000 2008
• Google "Iris Robinson", MP for Strangford, NI, for some of the most stunning homophobia I have heard this century.
  Thu Aug 14 16:46:00 +0000 2008
• @paulrobertlloyd LOL. I declare that todays winner of the "Jockie Wilson Says" award. http://tinyurl.com/6bslkg
  Thu Aug 14 11:03:47 +0000 2008
• conjecture: Your cultural tastes stop evolving after your 20s. You only dig "new" stuff if it (subconsciously) echoes old stuff you liked.
  Thu Aug 14 10:11:24 +0000 2008
• Popular incoming search terms to my blog this week: "zen nuns", "wolverhampton tent man", "david lynch face" and, as ever, "ally sheedy"
  Wed Aug 13 16:59:40 +0000 2008
• Is it a bad time to buy an iPod Touch? Aren't they about due a price drop/feature boost. Need a new pod, don't want 18mnth iPhone contract.
  Wed Aug 13 13:41:39 +0000 2008
• Moving into my shiny new office, with sea view. No more working in my pants.
  Mon Aug 11 13:42:07 +0000 2008
• Reading a book about a cop who goes undercover with the homeless. Realising this is probably my dream job - paid bum.
  Mon Aug 11 09:03:01 +0000 2008
• @richtextformat Perhaps that's why they sent two of them. They do so love that intimidation trick.
  Fri Aug 08 14:41:52 +0000 2008
• Just had a visit from the police, trying to get me to sign something on my doorstep (sans lawyer). Wonder if they've been reading my blog.
  Fri Aug 08 13:55:33 +0000 2008
• Taken two broken iPods, mashed them together to make one (working) iPod + one pile of malfunctioning electronics. Feeling proud of myself.
  Fri Aug 08 10:22:56 +0000 2008
• Coolest thing I've heard today - Edward Burtynsky's proposal for a 10,000 year gallery - http://tinyurl.com/6mw2k8
  Thu Aug 07 09:27:23 +0000 2008
• In London, wishing I wasn't, feeling hot, hot, hot. But also happy, happy, happy.
  Wed Aug 06 16:48:41 +0000 2008
• Looking forward to the annual "gay for a day" kneesup in Preston Park on Sat http://tinyurl.com/587dyo , my 3yr old loves his German techno.
  Thu Jul 31 16:58:38 +0000 2008
• Caning the new Wedding Present album. I swear I will never tire of Gedge's whine.
  Thu Jul 31 14:49:11 +0000 2008
• Cube Lube: http://tinyurl.com/63gjty
  Tue Jul 29 17:19:06 +0000 2008
• Hey nerds, where can I see a decent quality version of the "TR2N" trailer everyone is so excited about?
  Tue Jul 29 10:26:27 +0000 2008
• @antikewl @yezza @racheldorman @barrybloye So ... um ... did we win?
  Tue Jul 29 09:10:08 +0000 2008
• The Grauniad Games quiz was a lotta fun last night. Cheers @aleksk and co. Kinda glad I know shit about shit.
  Tue Jul 29 08:26:04 +0000 2008
• Well done @jaygooby.
  Thu Jul 17 07:54:07 +0000 2008
• If they did a "Huntress" I'd have to buy one. Although @curiousdebs would prob end up ripping her head off (I do love her jealous streak)
  Wed Jul 16 20:54:25 +0000 2008
• Call me Waylon Smithers, but I think the new "Black Canary" Barbie is pretty cool: http://tinyurl.com/698odm
  Wed Jul 16 20:50:12 +0000 2008
• @jaygooby Shouldn't you be looking after your lady, not twittering about it. :) Hope it all goes well.
  Wed Jul 16 09:32:47 +0000 2008
• @willmcinnes Agalmics - the economics of non-scarcity: http://zenbullets.com/blog/?p=94
  Wed Jul 16 08:48:36 +0000 2008
• Missing BOTH UXBrighton and FlashBrighton tonight because of work. Saved me having to choose between them though.
  Tue Jul 15 19:42:17 +0000 2008
• Popping in to see the CogApp-avista later this afternoon.
  Tue Jul 15 13:35:00 +0000 2008
• Hastily booking a holiday for next week before my brain explodes. Hoping brain can survive another few days until then. (me need brain).
  Mon Jul 14 12:23:56 +0000 2008
• Whodathought, programmers make rubbish murderers: http://tinyurl.com/3dv2ow
  Tue Jul 08 08:57:33 +0000 2008
• @delarge Careful. R Kelly's body saying "yes" got him in the dock on paedophile charges.
  Mon Jul 07 15:07:08 +0000 2008
• My top incoming searches: "Ally Sheedy Breakfast Club", "Wolverhampton Tramp", "Jim Henson experimental", "Dog From Hell" and "Clouds"
  Mon Jul 07 10:20:31 +0000 2008
• Want: a Wifi sniffer that attaches to the handlebars of my bike.
  Fri Jul 04 15:49:19 +0000 2008
• @jameswragg "The Only Living Boy in New Media". It's my theme tune.
  Fri Jul 04 11:26:34 +0000 2008
• @jameswragg Except real C60s only used to cost 99p, not £20. Why not make muxtapes for people instead: http://mattp.muxtape.com/
  Fri Jul 04 11:03:07 +0000 2008
• Link exchange. Updating my "blogchums" roll on http://zenbullets.com/. Any of you got blogs you want adding? (DM me)
  Fri Jul 04 10:43:22 +0000 2008
• Reading the box, a daily Berocca vitamin tablets gives me 800% my RDA of VitC, Thiamin, Riboflavin, B12 etc. Are they trying to kill me?
  Fri Jul 04 10:12:31 +0000 2008
• Your YouTube history is now in the possession of Viacom http://tinyurl.com/5aly2r http://tinyurl.com/55rbg2 Hope you're okay with that.
  Fri Jul 04 08:53:02 +0000 2008
• Fixing my first Vista bug today. The solution - artificially slowing down my code to stop piece-of-Shitsta tripping over its own shoes.
  Thu Jul 03 13:40:04 +0000 2008
• @racheldorman Happy Birthday!
  Wed Jul 02 12:31:19 +0000 2008
• @aral I second the use of "stalker". How about "reciprocator" for two way stalking?
  Wed Jul 02 12:30:39 +0000 2008
• Feeling sad. In London all day so not going to see my boy today on his 3rd Birthday :( Will make up for it with his party at the weekend tho
  Tue Jul 01 14:10:16 +0000 2008
• @paulsilver I love how every technological advance the world has even known has ultimately been driven by porn.
  Fri Jun 27 10:13:34 +0000 2008
• I don't really care about Glastonbury, Big Brother, talent shows, footie, Dr Who or the tedious lives of soap characters. What is my TV for?
  Fri Jun 27 09:20:27 +0000 2008
• @paulsilver Won't addresses just end up as great.bargains.amazon eventually, if the top level is now flexible?
  Fri Jun 27 09:16:17 +0000 2008
• The domain name shakeup: http://tinyurl.com/6pzjea Good thing? Bad thing?
  Fri Jun 27 08:56:35 +0000 2008
• @RellyAB Already used Moo for my business cards. http://tinyurl.com/5nafng Mini-cards seemed appropriate as I've only got a mini business.
  Thu Jun 26 15:38:34 +0000 2008
• There's something very Dutch about the name http://www.fabchannel.com/. Some great content on there though.
  Thu Jun 26 11:52:25 +0000 2008
• Gawd bless all the bloggers of the world. I remember when "self published" was a derogatory term.
  Thu Jun 26 09:03:30 +0000 2008
• It seems many of my neighbours are already sporting the new Vivian Westwood look, before it has left the catwalk: http://tinyurl.com/6rvx7l
  Tue Jun 24 15:06:30 +0000 2008
• @jemimakiss Q:If a successful internet is judged on ease, reach and fidelity of data distribution, how can copyright law contribute to this?
  Mon Jun 23 12:17:48 +0000 2008
• Things I have not forgiven my parents for No14: Taking me to the cinema to see Star Wars and ROTJedi, but not The Empire Strikes Back.
  Mon Jun 23 12:00:00 +0000 2008
• @stuup Don't you mean "features".
  Fri Jun 20 14:38:15 +0000 2008
• Arggggh. Can anyone babysit for me tonight, so I can take @curious_debs to see My Bloody Valentine. Just been offered a pair of tickets.
  Fri Jun 20 11:44:28 +0000 2008
• Working from the pub. Living the dream.
  Thu Jun 19 17:41:26 +0000 2008
• Yay, I now have http://www.mattpearson.co.uk/. There are just too many Matt Pearson's in this world. I wish I was called Iestyn Lloyd.
  Thu Jun 19 13:35:19 +0000 2008
• buses.co.uk - Simple, memorable, descriptive and accurate. I wish I owned a URL as good as that.
  Thu Jun 19 10:54:07 +0000 2008
• @yezzer And have to leave the house?!
  Wed Jun 18 16:28:26 +0000 2008
• I'm never getting my hair cut at a place called "SuperCuts" again, no matter how much of a hurry I am in. They've given me an "Emo Philips".
  Wed Jun 18 15:05:47 +0000 2008
• Wondering if @curious_debs might be the best looking lady the West Midlands has ever produced. Having difficulty thinking of any others.
  Tue Jun 17 09:07:18 +0000 2008
• conjecture: Today's senior web programmers all started on ZX Spectrums, while the web designers all had Commodore 64s.
  Mon Jun 16 10:10:23 +0000 2008
• Ant Man: everyone's favourite teeny-tiny wife-beater.
  Fri Jun 13 12:07:02 +0000 2008
• @jameswragg Meanwhile, Joe Cornish is working on the Ant-man film with Edgar Wright http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0478970/
  Fri Jun 13 12:04:47 +0000 2008
• @yezzer @antikewl Wouldn't that require faster than light travel to be able to meet the deadline. Does the budget stetch to that?
  Thu Jun 12 12:54:32 +0000 2008
• Has noticed a correlation between the day he started Twittering, and the day his blog turned to piffle. Could there be a connection?
  Thu Jun 12 08:52:46 +0000 2008
• My two-year old boy has started pronouncing "grass" with an extra "r" in the middle. I've got a SOUTHERNER LIVING IN MY HOUSE.
  Wed Jun 11 16:17:13 +0000 2008
• @RellyAB LOL. "if Pacman affected us as kids we'd all be running around darkened rooms munching pills and listening to repetitive music"
  Wed Jun 11 14:15:34 +0000 2008
• @antikewl Soon your entire body will be devoid of any sensation. This is nature's way. Your brain devolves to be able to consume ITV too.
  Tue Jun 10 09:17:31 +0000 2008
• Radiohead's 'Nude' performed on a retro electronics suite, love it: http://tinyurl.com/46lfz4
  Tue Jun 10 08:49:28 +0000 2008
• Almost mastered Dad Skill No.253 - the ability to sleep while being repeatedly kicked in the back.
  Tue Jun 10 08:41:24 +0000 2008
• Dear Apple. I don't want a SMALLER iPhone, I want MORE MEMORY. http://tinyurl.com/47s7cq. I didn't want a really thin laptop either.
  Mon Jun 09 14:58:54 +0000 2008
• conjecture: Public Enemy had an entirely white fanbase, all of whom believed the band had an entirely black fanbase.
  Mon Jun 09 14:49:43 +0000 2008
• Now eagerly awaiting @racheldorman 's latest literary excursion.
  Mon Jun 09 09:24:42 +0000 2008
• "Repaired" two iPods this weekend - i.e. took them apart and fiddled about. Successful though. I am a clearly genius in many fields.
  Mon Jun 09 09:20:38 +0000 2008
• Want to move to Seaford. It's Brighton's seaside antithesis - quiet, chilled, unpretentious.
  Sat Jun 07 17:12:35 +0000 2008
• Cycle tour of the old man pubs of Peacehaven tonight, with Thai meal to follow. You can't say I don't know how to spoil a lady.
  Fri Jun 06 15:48:30 +0000 2008
• @yezzer Horrific. And another fine example of CCTV being utterly useless for crime prevention/prosecution.
  Fri Jun 06 15:22:19 +0000 2008
• Cindy Burger: You're Fired! http://tinyurl.com/5r9fnh
  Thu Jun 05 14:10:31 +0000 2008
• The joys of working from home No.54 - singing along to one's tunes out loud, like in the car.
  Tue Jun 03 15:37:58 +0000 2008
• Chuckling at The Ladybird Book of The Policeman: http://seorant.ath.cx/police/ladybird.html
  Tue Jun 03 08:32:25 +0000 2008
• Listening, without shame nor irony, to Jean Michel Jarre.
  Mon Jun 02 09:27:14 +0000 2008
• Nicely exhausted after a day out with my loved ones, cycling along the top of Firle Beacon (with an infant on my back)
  Sun Jun 01 18:51:20 +0000 2008
• @Si You should try drinking in Brighton ...
  Sun Jun 01 18:46:23 +0000 2008
• @curious_debs I doubt she would survive long either. This is the face of perfect Natural Selection: http://tinyurl.com/65etc2
  Fri May 30 17:13:21 +0000 2008
• @yezzer I'm more worried about the cybernetic monkeys: http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/video/2008/may/28/monkey
  Fri May 30 14:43:57 +0000 2008
• @curious_debs http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/ the "woman's woman" (a type which shouldn't survive long in the gene pool)
  Fri May 30 10:38:33 +0000 2008
• Brian May's blog. Where astronomy and rock meet. Written in the style of an angry teenager. http://tinyurl.com/banhn
  Thu May 29 15:06:56 +0000 2008
• @CulturalSnow Would love it if it was the man himself blogging. As would many tabloids. It could never be as mental as Brian May's blog tho
  Thu May 29 15:03:07 +0000 2008
• Cheers @racheldorman. Evening @rivalee.
  Thu May 29 12:42:40 +0000 2008
• £36 MILLION over budget! Anyone who has ever done any online stuff for the BBC will be only mildly surprised. http://tinyurl.com/5uc4hx
  Thu May 29 12:36:01 +0000 2008
• @antikewl So if I can never be an airline pilot (or an electrician bizarrely), I can still become a sniper.
  Thu May 29 12:28:56 +0000 2008
• @antikewl Like his Dad. Colour-blindness isn't hereditary is it?
  Thu May 29 12:04:01 +0000 2008
• This AM, Rudy mistook Flash for Captain America. Inexcusable at 2yrs 11ms. Clearly I'm not beating the Marvel/DC thing into him hard enough.
  Thu May 29 11:57:31 +0000 2008
• @niqui (waves)
  Thu May 29 11:42:39 +0000 2008
• @antikewl http://tinyurl.com/59bbq6
  Thu May 29 11:15:58 +0000 2008
• @antikewl Yeah, it's possible. Flash can read unicode from XML. Although getting it to display right to left is a design issue.
  Thu May 29 11:14:46 +0000 2008
• The Wedding Present are playing the Corn Exchange tonight (and we've got a babysitter). I can't really imagine a good mosh-pit at the CE tho
  Thu May 29 11:01:12 +0000 2008
• Got up two hours early this morning, because of my knackered old eyes inability to distinguish between a 6 and an 8.
  Thu May 29 10:13:07 +0000 2008
• At Flash Brighton, coding like the wind, trying to keep up with @sebleedelisle
  Tue May 27 18:52:23 +0000 2008
• Test reveals: highest IQs use Firefox on MacPPC, lowest use Firefox on Win98 http://tinyurl.com/42y944
  Sat May 24 09:57:35 +0000 2008
• Dollhouse: http://www.dollverse.com/trailer/ Some TV to look forward to (January 2009, if you're still alive by then)
  Thu May 22 19:45:15 +0000 2008
• @fleecie Started last week, and he has done it very morning since. Two years, 11 months old. Is this normal, or have I got a TEENAGE BABY?!
  Wed May 21 11:03:31 +0000 2008
• Muppets classic #3 - http://tinyurl.com/mgmuk
  Wed May 21 10:42:44 +0000 2008
• Muppets classic #2 - http://tinyurl.com/3exgqt
  Wed May 21 10:39:40 +0000 2008
• Muppets classic #1 - http://tinyurl.com/2m6v9c
  Wed May 21 10:39:00 +0000 2008
• Have been trying to force the boy into liking the Muppets, but he hates it. Without him I have no excuse to watch the series 4 box set.
  Wed May 21 10:37:17 +0000 2008
• Every little step of independence my boy takes makes my life easier, but it also breaks my heart. I instantly miss his dependency.
  Tue May 20 13:21:17 +0000 2008
• My boy has suddenly started lying in of a morning, reading books in bed. It's freaking me out a little. (sorry @antikewl)
  Tue May 20 13:08:32 +0000 2008
• Another GE highlight: Telepathe pissing off the sound engineer so much s/he pulled the plug halfway through their final track.
  Mon May 19 16:36:27 +0000 2008
• @antikewl She's got it, definitely. Gotta admit I was a bit pissed though, so I would probably have applauded a wanking monkey.
  Mon May 19 16:28:31 +0000 2008
• @jameswragg Yeah, quite a performance. Angelo Badalamenti meets Erasure? I thought I'd dreamed it the next day.
  Mon May 19 16:25:21 +0000 2008
• My Great Escape highlights: Ane Brun, Hauschka, Glasvegas, Soko, Ida Maria.
  Mon May 19 16:05:13 +0000 2008
• At what point did "Indie" stop meaning "on an independent record label" and start meaning "guitar based"?
  Mon May 19 14:14:05 +0000 2008
• Filling my iPod with Norweigan folk.
  Sun May 18 12:27:34 +0000 2008
• Disappointed by how few rock venues serve a decent cup of tea.
  Sat May 17 18:36:16 +0000 2008
• Waiting for 'operator please', like a paedo at the school gates.
  Fri May 16 20:26:09 +0000 2008
• 30+ venues to choose from. But we've got a seat ...
  Thu May 15 20:12:20 +0000 2008
• Enabling Twitter on my mobile. So I can complain about The Great Escape to someone apart from @curious_debs (who'll be standing next to me)
  Wed May 14 16:17:19 +0000 2008
• @jameswragg It's not a festival, it's a logistical nightmare. My right hemisphere is excited, but my left hemisphere is in data-panic.
  Wed May 14 16:12:56 +0000 2008
• @jameswragg Thanks, thanks, thanks, for that xls.
  Wed May 14 15:48:10 +0000 2008
• @paulb00th terrifying
  Wed May 14 13:26:49 +0000 2008
• Munching marmite in toast. The zinc helps quell my homicidial urges
  Wed May 14 11:12:26 +0000 2008
• The Fanta guide to influencing your parent's purchasing habits http://www.fanta.com/getta.jsp
  Wed May 14 09:14:31 +0000 2008
• Are Fanta responsible for a new generation of thalidomide babies? http://tinyurl.com/4q9pvh
  Wed May 14 09:06:42 +0000 2008
• Cycling into the wind all the way home. I'm gonna feel that tomorrow.
  Tue May 13 22:58:06 +0000 2008
• Back at The Werks for today. Hiding in the attic.
  Tue May 13 09:19:35 +0000 2008
• Without the comic buffoonery, obviously.
  Mon May 12 16:35:21 +0000 2008
• Reenacting the opening titles of Terry and June http://tinyurl.com/5u7z66
  Mon May 12 16:29:04 +0000 2008
• I haz a gazebo. £30, and instantly we are the height of suburban sophistication.
  Mon May 12 11:09:53 +0000 2008
• Advantages of working from home no.54 - topless coding!
  Fri May 09 15:05:54 +0000 2008
• Wow. MOT pass with no work required. A first for any car I've ever owned.
  Fri May 09 14:50:57 +0000 2008
• Examining what 3 years of fatherhood has done to my face. PhotoBooth is not my friend.
  Fri May 09 10:21:15 +0000 2008
• Got tickets for The Great Escape but utterly bewildered by the choice of what to see. Suggestions welcome. http://www.escapegreat.com/
  Fri May 09 09:22:04 +0000 2008
• Just heard the story of zuckerberg at SXSW. http://tinyurl.com/3759kb How ironic to be the victim of user generated content.
  Fri May 09 09:08:34 +0000 2008
• Has anyone else been receiving pro Uri Gellar (or rather anti James Randi Zwigert) spam?
  Thu May 08 18:58:39 +0000 2008
• LOL @ the Cliff vs Franco story in the Graun today: http://tinyurl.com/55ynrj
  Tue May 06 08:33:31 +0000 2008
• Headbanging with anything less than shoulder length hair makes people think you're mentally ill
  Fri May 02 16:15:01 +0000 2008
• Head-banging to Built To Spill and wondering what to do with my friday night ...
  Fri May 02 15:53:08 +0000 2008
• Had a little kip in my lunch-hour. Definitely benefits to working at home.
  Wed Apr 30 13:45:15 +0000 2008
• @antikewl. mmm, wener.
  Tue Apr 29 10:26:51 +0000 2008
• In Brum. At Clusta. Loving the smell of the heartland.
  Mon Apr 28 11:03:59 +0000 2008
• Bloody working, on a bloody Saturday night.
  Sat Apr 26 19:28:47 +0000 2008
• Still at The Werks. Not werking anymore.
  Fri Apr 25 17:12:00 +0000 2008
• At The Werks. Um, werking.
  Fri Apr 25 10:25:54 +0000 2008
• @yezzer good plug for my new (unlaunched) blog.
  Thu Apr 24 09:04:23 +0000 2008
• @yezzer can you forward, I didn't see it. Doubt I'd have gone to FOTB this year without a freebie - bit of a deja vu lineup.
  Thu Apr 24 08:50:28 +0000 2008
• anyone up for a bit of nerdy networking/boozing on friday: http://upcoming.yahoo.com/event/468321/
  Wed Apr 23 12:10:40 +0000 2008
• pinging the human world. ping... ping... ping...
  Tue Apr 22 09:43:59 +0000 2008
• @rosiesherry I'd LOVE to buy your house, but fear it may be outside of my price range.
  Mon Apr 21 12:36:32 +0000 2008
• Utterly freaked out by "El Orfanato (The Ophanage)"
  Thu Apr 17 22:29:30 +0000 2008
• I shouldn't really be surprised when "go wash your hands in the toilet" is taken so very literally by my little boy.
  Thu Apr 17 14:47:45 +0000 2008
• LOL. My fave photoshop disaster to date: http://tinyurl.com/4bqxwn
  Tue Apr 15 17:09:22 +0000 2008
• Just got spammed by a site called Zoo Tube. Don't google it, just use your imagination.
  Fri Apr 11 14:01:35 +0000 2008
• @yezzer I'm sure I've experienced it before. I definitely had one or two pleasant afternoons at LittleLoud back in the day.
  Thu Apr 10 16:30:38 +0000 2008
• I have a strange feeling of job satisfaction today. Is it because the sun is shining, or is it something more profound?
  Thu Apr 10 15:58:54 +0000 2008
• I got me a beer pass from the wife for tonight. And boyoboy do I deserve a drink.
  Thu Apr 10 15:35:59 +0000 2008
• CRAP. I've lost my wedding ring, somewhere in the North Laine!
  Tue Apr 08 14:15:43 +0000 2008
• @sebleedelisle Yeah, I had a heavy wave the last few days too. The spambots are evolving fast, is this the singularity already?
  Sat Apr 05 19:52:31 +0000 2008
• Handy roundup of all the crap april fools "jokes" that have been going around today: http://tinyurl.com/2tyqu7
  Tue Apr 01 16:29:11 +0000 2008
• I'm finding I'll buy anything the new French President is trying to sell us as long as he has his wife standing next to him.
  Tue Apr 01 10:24:00 +0000 2008
• Tron sweded! http://tinyurl.com/34ygjk
  Mon Mar 31 12:26:51 +0000 2008
• Love Flex. Hate Flex. Love Flex. Hate Flex. (repeat to fade)
  Mon Mar 31 11:55:28 +0000 2008
• @antikewl Saw Fuck Buttons at ATP last year. Almost didn't bother because of the name, but they were fantastic.
  Mon Mar 31 11:37:17 +0000 2008
• @antikewl eating and changing nappies simultaneously - do you really need to be told this is wrong?
  Tue Mar 25 10:47:43 +0000 2008
• Slow day, so taking the afternoon off.
  Wed Mar 19 13:26:20 +0000 2008
• @yezzer Remembering the last dot com crash, many NM companies stripped down, made their f/t staff redundant, then reemployed them freelance.
  Wed Mar 19 11:52:00 +0000 2008
• @yezzer. Is a time of global economic uncertainty a good or a bad time to be a freelancer?
  Wed Mar 19 11:35:16 +0000 2008
• Christ - that Mills woman. Pretend charity donations. Someone really in need of a good slap. With a decent run-up. Anyone nearby?
  Wed Mar 19 11:06:00 +0000 2008
• Arthur C Clarke. Sob.
  Wed Mar 19 09:45:18 +0000 2008
• @richtextformat happy birthday rich
  Tue Mar 18 19:48:36 +0000 2008
• In Crawley on a job, the birthplace of Bob Smith. I'm looking forward to exploring the Town Centre at lunch.
  Tue Mar 18 11:47:05 +0000 2008
• At home, teaching my two year old how to play Jet Set Radio
  Sun Mar 16 18:20:02 +0000 2008
• @yezzer you are on a holding pattern, slowly circling Brighton town centre.
  Fri Mar 14 16:45:14 +0000 2008
• @yezzer Sooooo. Seven Dials?
  Fri Mar 14 16:08:55 +0000 2008
• @yezzer. Am I gonna live to regret this? Can't be as bad as facebook can it.
  Fri Mar 14 15:39:25 +0000 2008
• surcoming to Twitter.
  Fri Mar 14 15:33:24 +0000 2008